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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello? This is
Sandy Patterson.
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WOMAN: Yes, Mr. Patterson.
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I'm Janine from the
Fraud Protection Department
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of Identi-vault
Credit Monitoring Service.
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We're calling today
because, unfortunately,
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it appears that someone
has attempted to
steal your identity.
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Are you kidding me?
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Gosh, I wish I were.
We did catch this
in time, however.
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But I do suggest
you taking advantage
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of our free total
protection plan,
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which safeguards
your credit rating
against theft and fraud.
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Yes, please.
If it's free, absolutely.
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Just terrific.
I went for this plan myself.
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Mr. Patterson,
I'm gonna need to
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verify some
information from you.
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I'm gonna need your
full name, date of birth,
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and Social Security
number, please.
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SANDY: Sure, understood.
Here it comes.
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(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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What can I get for you?
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I'm gonna have
a melon ball.
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And some tequila.
And let's start a tab.
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BARTENDER: You got it.
(CHUCKLES)
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DIANA: And keep it open.
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My friends can't make it.
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Here I am, stuck with
all these premium
tequila shots, so...
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(CHUCKLING) That's what
we're drinking.
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No.
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My name's Sandy.
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MAN 2: Hi, Sandy.
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Okay. Cheers.
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Mmm!
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Let's get another round.
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(ALL CHEERING)
Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Another round on me!
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(LOUD CHEERING)
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(CHANTING)
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
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Who the hell is she?
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Who cares?
She's buying free drinks.
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DIANA: Let's go!
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When I say "Sandy,"
you say "Patterson."
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Sandy!
ALL: Patterson!
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Sandy!
Patterson!
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Who wants another drink?
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ALL: We do!
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(BOTTLE SHATTERING)
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BARTENDER: Enough. No more.
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Ma'am, get down.
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Who here wants to see me
swing on that chandelier?
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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No, no, no.
You can't be up there.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
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Uh, yeah, yeah,
you can hear me,
because you're answering me.
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Whoa, I didn't
hear that either.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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Here we go, bitches!
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BARTENDER: Ma'am,
you've gotta get down.
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(GRUNTING)
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(THUDDING)
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Oh, shit.
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(GASPING)
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Whoo-hoo!
(ALL CHEERING)
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(ALL CHANTING)
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
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It's over.
Show's over, okay?
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You, you're out of here.
You're done, come on.
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No. You're out of here.
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Go back behind the bar
and start making more
drinks for my friends.
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These aren't
your friends, okay?
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They like you because
you're buying them drinks.
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People like you
don't have friends.
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(CHOKING)
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING IN CONCERN)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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I think we're really
hitting it off. Don't you?
(SIGHING)
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Sandy Patterson.
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That's me.
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You're under arrest
for assault and
public intoxication.
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I don't think
that's accurate.
(HANDCUFFS SNAPPING)
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Blow into this.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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(GROANING)
How did I do?
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(SHOES SQUEAKING)
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BOOKING OFFICER:
Huh. Look at that.
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Happy birthday,
Sandy Patterson.
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(CAMERA SNAPPING)
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Shit.
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All right, cheese!
There it is.
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Happy birthday,
Sandy Patterson.
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BOTH: Happy birthday, Daddy.
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Thank you.
Thank you all for coming.
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Make a wish.
Here we go.
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Bravo!
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That's great. One lungful.
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I made you this, Daddy.
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Thank you. Look at that.
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Did you see that, Mommy?
I did.
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Looks very expensive.
Did you steal it?
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This looks very expensive.
(GIGGLING)
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Little thief!
You know what happens
to thieves? Huh?
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Let me tell you what
happens to a thief.
This is your punishment.
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Be careful!
Just the face!
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There it is.
That's what you get!
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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Do you see?
Don't steal things.
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All right, let's get a knife,
I want to start on this.
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Come on, not on your birthday.
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After rent, utilities,
gas and phone,
we saved a little this month.
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TRISH: Ooh! How much?
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SANDY: $14.03.
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Half of that's
mine, you know.
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You're welcome.
Invest it wisely.
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What about your bonus?
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They got canceled again.
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It's the financial industry,
I can't exactly argue
things are going well.
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You're gonna get promoted.
Mmm-hmm.
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You're going to.
It's fine, we're fine.
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I know.
We are pregnant, though.
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I'm pregnant.
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Look at me. We're fine.
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Until braces and
college and weddings.
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Maybe this one's a boy
and we can send him to work.
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(CHUCKLING)
Like, in a mine.
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Yeah. It's a reasonable plan.
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Oh!
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I have one more present
for you to unwrap.
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Oh!
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Why don't we...
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go to a room.
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I rented a room in the back.
(TRISH LAUGHING)
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Patterson.
Hi, good morning.
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Good morning.
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Hey. Did I ask you to pay
for the Westfield
sweep account
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under the holding corp?
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Yeah.
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Shit. It was supposed to...
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Supposed to be
under the subsidiary,
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so you could roll over
the qualified plan.
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I did it both ways.
I had a feeling.
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I knew you would.
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I'll e-mail it to you.
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DANIEL: You're the best,
Patterson.
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Sandy.
Yeah?
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Cornish wants you
in his office.
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Hey, cheese dick.
Cheese dick? Me?
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HAROLD: I wanna talk to you.
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You got a minute?
Yeah, sorry.
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, I just
got here, actually.
Just starting...
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I got the thing.
Oh, you got the thing.
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Uh-huh. Well, we could go...
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Okay, well, we'll meet then.
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I'm gonna need you
to do something for me.
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That one mine?
Yeah, you.
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Anything.
She said come on in.
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All right, good.
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Was that...
Yes.
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You're not gonna. Good.
All right, thank you.
You, too.
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You process
all the in-house
accounts, right?
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I do.
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I need you to cut some
bonus checks for me.
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Bonus checks!
We have not...
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Oh, that's great.
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We have not had
them for three years,
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I heard we weren't
getting them again.
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Yeah, it's not
a company-wide
bonus, though.
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It's only on
the partner level.
It's for retention.
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Not for us.
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The checks are being
cut to the people
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on that list,
who are all partners,
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but the retention
program is to keep
the entire company healthy.
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But there's
no money going to...
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We survived a terrible,
terrible moment
in our history,
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and we retained
60% of the workforce.
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Lost 40, though.
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Those are pretty
impressive numbers,
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so I think everybody
should be happy about this.
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Well, this is great news.
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I don't understand
the tone of your voice.
You're acting like it's a...
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No, I was just
so excited
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because we haven't had the
bonuses for three years.
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The company's doing well,
I thought maybe
this was the day.
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Okay. Just because
Harry Cornish
gets a bonus
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doesn't necessarily
mean that Peterson...
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What's your
first name, Peterson?
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It's Sandy Patterson.
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Was that rough?
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The first name is...
No, it's Sandy Koufax.
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Oh, right.
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My dad was a big ball fan.
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Let me go
cut these checks.
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(LAUGHING)
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You watch baseball?
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It just sounded funny,
the way you said it.
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I'll leave that one alone,
it's your dad. (LAUGHING)
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Oh, yeah. No.
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Seriously, though,
what is it
exactly that you do?
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I manage the
in-house accounts, sir.
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So, essentially,
you do what the program
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that my wife uses,
called Quicken, does.
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Well...
You put numbers in boxes.
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You could train
a baboon to do it,
if you had to.
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The fact of the matter is,
the economy is changing.
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People like me are important.
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We bring the money in
and pay people
like you with it.
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You understand?
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You know what?
I'm gonna get you
a copy of The Fountainhead.
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You're gonna read it,
you're gonna understand why
this is good for everybody.
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All right. Let's do it today,
because I gotta get
on the plane,
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'cause I gotta go
to Tahiti.
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You're gonna go
to Tahiti today?
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Yeah, I'm going today.
Not private, either.
Commercial.
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Sure.
We all have to
take a haircut.
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Private would be excessive.
Not you.
All right.
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(SIGHING)
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Man.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Sandy Patterson.
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Hello, Sandy,
I'm Jeanette from
Lady's Choice Salon.
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I'm calling to
confirm your appointment
for this Friday at 3:00.
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Sorry, you've got
the wrong number.
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Oh, is this
Sandy Bigelow Patterson?
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Yeah. But...
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"407." Where is that?
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Winter Park, Florida.
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Okay. You've got Denver, here.
How did you dial this number?
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Well, you didn't leave one
when you made the appointment,
so we googled you.
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I see. Well,
you've got the wrong...
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DANIEL: Sorry, buddy.
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Can you meet me
in the parking garage?
Level 7B.
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Sure.
Thanks.
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Hey. He's here.
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What's this? What's going on?
Is everything all right?
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You like getting fucked?
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Because that is what's
happening upstairs.
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Aren't you sick of
getting fucked by Cornish?
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Yeah, I'm a little sore.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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We don't like it either.
That's why we're leaving.
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We're starting our own firm.
We're taking all our clients.
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Come with us.
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Come with you?
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Sandy, you're the best
at what you do.
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You'd be a VP.
You'll have
your own office.
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What are you
making right now?
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I make 50.
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How about 250?
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When are you doing this?
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Now.
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Now. Today, now?
248
00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:41,383
Come on.
249
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:47,806
Could I have everybody's
attention please?
250
00:11:48,723 --> 00:11:51,643
The six of us are leaving
to start a new company.
251
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,313
You now have our new
contact information.
252
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,400
If you think
of yourself as a cog,
we're not interested.
253
00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:00,652
But if you want
to be a part of
building something,
254
00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:03,738
if you want to be
a part of changing
this awful business,
255
00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,365
stand up now and join us.
256
00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:08,159
That's wonderful, everybody.
257
00:12:08,618 --> 00:12:09,911
Isn't that inspiring?
258
00:12:10,578 --> 00:12:11,579
A start-up.
259
00:12:12,372 --> 00:12:15,041
Please, I invite you,
anybody who wants to
join this fellow,
260
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,043
I'm considering it myself.
261
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:21,006
But if you
do join these traitors,
you will live to regret it.
262
00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:25,260
Because this firm
has offices in 20 cities
in three continents,
263
00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:27,637
and you do not
want us as an enemy.
264
00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:30,307
Last chance.
Who's with us?
265
00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:38,982
I am.
Who said that?
266
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:40,900
I did.
267
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,738
Sandy. Anybody else
want to join him?
268
00:12:44,821 --> 00:12:46,072
All he's got
are threats, people.
269
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,450
And all they have is Sandy.
270
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:51,619
You better pray this works.
You better pray
this works, Sandy.
271
00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:53,747
You better pray this works,
because I'm coming for you.
272
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:56,708
And I'm
killing you everywhere.
Don't come crawling back!
273
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,002
(PEOPLE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
274
00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:01,421
(INDISTINCT)
275
00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:08,053
(INAUDIBLE)
276
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,306
(YELLING) What?
277
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:30,452
Oh! Boy, that's nice.
(GASPING)
278
00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:34,665
That looks good,
that looks good.
I lost my wedding ring. Shh!
279
00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:37,418
Fifteen years of marriage.
Can you believe that?
280
00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:40,087
May I see your ID?
Mmm-hmm.
281
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,255
Yes, you can.
282
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,425
Sandy Bigelow Patterson.
283
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:47,344
We just got married
back in St. Paul.
284
00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,263
Yeah. Howard's a surgeon.
285
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:51,056
So, he fixes smiles.
286
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:52,266
(WOMEN GIGGLING)
287
00:13:57,521 --> 00:14:01,400
Yeah, he's kind of
the big guy for teeth.
288
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,153
My friends took me out
for my birthday.
289
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,989
They made a big deal
out of me turning 30.
290
00:14:07,156 --> 00:14:10,534
I was like,
"Thirty, what? No way."
291
00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:13,329
I mean, I hit it pretty hard
in my twenties, so...
292
00:14:13,495 --> 00:14:15,539
Do you like to hit it hard?
293
00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,833
I bet you do.
I bet you can hit that
294
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:19,585
so hard.
295
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:26,967
There we go, okay.
296
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,385
Let's get them off it.
297
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:29,928
(SNORING)
298
00:14:34,892 --> 00:14:36,935
Ma'am? Ma'am.
299
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:39,897
What the fuck?
300
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,775
Ma'am, your card
was declined.
301
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:44,651
Oh, yeah.
302
00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:46,445
Here, use this one.
303
00:14:47,112 --> 00:14:48,113
That one's done.
304
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:53,827
Great.
305
00:15:02,795 --> 00:15:04,588
(BEEPING)
306
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,807
(BEEPS)
307
00:15:17,309 --> 00:15:18,352
(EXHALES)
308
00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:24,233
(BEEPS)
309
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,946
(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
310
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:32,990
Hi. Good morning.
311
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,702
Something wrong
with pump five.
It's not taking my card.
312
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,622
Thanks.
313
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,832
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
314
00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:41,125
(CLEARING THROAT)
315
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:45,212
You don't pay your bills, man.
I gotta cut the card.
316
00:15:45,337 --> 00:15:47,339
(CHUCKLES) "Cut the card."
No, I absolutely pay my bills.
317
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:48,966
Run it one more time.
Nothing wrong
with that card.
318
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,217
That's not what
it says right here.
319
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,760
I don't care what
the screen says.
Maybe it's broken.
320
00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:53,679
I'll go somewhere else.
You're not cutting that card.
321
00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:55,347
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Cutting the card?
That's ridiculous.
322
00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:57,224
Tell you what,
I'll go somewhere else.
323
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,434
You go somewhere else?
324
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:01,186
Look, that's my papi.
He owns this store.
325
00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:02,688
He says cut the card.
Señor.
326
00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,857
If you don't
pay your bills...
My bills are paid.
327
00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:06,608
Oh, your bills are paid.
I gotta cut the card.
328
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:07,901
Do not cut that card.
329
00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:10,112
I'm gonna cut the card.
I just cut the card.
330
00:16:11,864 --> 00:16:13,949
Go pay your bills, Randy.
It's Sandy.
331
00:16:14,116 --> 00:16:15,117
Sandy?
332
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,288
(MOCKING IN SPANISH)
333
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:21,540
SANDY: How's
my credit exceeded?
334
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:26,753
WOMAN: Well, Mr. Patterson,
your balance is $12,243. 67.
335
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:31,717
That's absurd.
I use the card for
gas and for coffee.
336
00:16:31,884 --> 00:16:36,054
I'm showing $4,345
from Great Beyond
Water Sports.
337
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:38,432
Well, I'll stop you there,
because I've never
heard of that place.
338
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,977
"Great Beyond Water Sports"?
Nope, I've never been there.
339
00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:44,313
And that was this morning?
I just left the house.
340
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,648
Except for the gas station
that I went to,
341
00:16:46,732 --> 00:16:48,901
where my card
got chopped in half
342
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,737
by an angry man in
a glass box, okay?
343
00:16:51,904 --> 00:16:55,073
So, first things first,
I need a fresh card
in the mail.
344
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,243
And Loretta,
I need you on the stick
to unscrew me.
345
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:01,330
This is clearly
on your end.
This is not me.
346
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:03,415
Or I'll fix it.
Where's the surf shop?
347
00:17:03,582 --> 00:17:05,584
Well, sir, it's in
Winter Park, Florida.
348
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:09,630
Florida? I'm in Colorado,
you know, so...
349
00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:10,839
(SIREN WAILS)
350
00:17:11,423 --> 00:17:12,549
(SIGHING)
351
00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:14,426
Damn it.
WOMAN: Excuse me?
352
00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:16,553
Unbelievable.
I gotta call you back.
(SIREN WAILS)
353
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:17,763
TRAFFIC COP: Driver.
Sorry!
354
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:20,098
Pull the vehicle to
the side of the road.
355
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:25,646
FEMALE DISPATCHER:
NCIC says 10-29F,
use caution.
356
00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:34,446
Step out of the vehicle,
Mr. Patterson.
357
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,116
Okay, coming
out of the vehicle
for hands-free?
358
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,118
That seems just
a little bit excessive.
359
00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:41,245
Mr. Patterson,
you're under arrest.
360
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,329
Under arrest?
361
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,539
You have the right
to remain silent.
362
00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:44,665
Hey, wait a second.
363
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,168
Anything you say can
and will be used against
you in a court of law.
364
00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:51,630
REILLY: The arresting officer
ran your license
through the NCIC.
365
00:17:51,797 --> 00:17:54,466
You were booked
for felony assault
two weeks ago in Florida.
366
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:57,135
What? No, I wasn't.
What are you talking about?
367
00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:59,263
I've never even
been to Florida.
You've never been to Florida?
368
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,682
No, sir. This whole morning...
369
00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:05,310
Well, hang on a second.
Was it Winter Park, Florida?
370
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,395
See, that's good.
371
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,146
We're dropping the whole
"there's been
a mistake" thing.
372
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:09,690
I got it now. Listen...
373
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,275
The problem is,
Mr. Patterson,
374
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,069
is that you missed
your court date
three days ago in Florida.
375
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:15,237
Officer, let me just explain.
376
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,407
And the judge has
issued a warrant
for your arrest.
377
00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:20,158
Yeah...
So what we're gonna do
378
00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:21,994
is we're gonna go ahead
and ship you back
down to Florida.
379
00:18:22,077 --> 00:18:23,120
You can work on your tan.
380
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,246
Sir. Yeah, listen.
You're not listening.
381
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:25,372
Sit down.
Sorry.
382
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,040
There's a person
that has my same name
383
00:18:27,124 --> 00:18:28,584
that is doing
things in Florida.
384
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:32,671
This guy is making
salon appointments,
he's buying beach equipment.
385
00:18:32,838 --> 00:18:34,423
He's maxing out
my credit card.
386
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:38,468
Are you Sandy
Bigelow Patterson,
born May 18th, 1974?
387
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,595
That is you, correct?
388
00:18:39,678 --> 00:18:41,221
Yeah, but it's not
me doing this stuff.
389
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,682
I've never even
been to the state.
I'm here with you guys.
390
00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:46,101
I'm in Colorado.
How can I be in Florida?
391
00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:50,564
Call Winter Park PD.
Pull the mug shot.
392
00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,444
Okay, uncuff him.
393
00:18:55,611 --> 00:18:58,280
Uncuff me. That's great.
394
00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,073
Can I see?
395
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,576
Whoa.
396
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,202
Is that a woman?
397
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,039
If I had to guess,
it's the woman that
stole your identity,
398
00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:10,125
obviously taking advantage
of the fact that you
have a female name.
399
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,002
Oh, it's not female,
it's unisex.
400
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,755
When you say
"stole my identity,"
do you mean credit card fraud?
401
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,131
Oh, no, no, it's a lot
worse than that.
402
00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:17,591
See, what happens is,
they get a hold of
403
00:19:17,674 --> 00:19:18,967
your name, your birthday,
Social Security.
404
00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,719
And then they run up debt,
405
00:19:20,886 --> 00:19:22,387
get arrested,
commit crimes as you.
406
00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:24,014
What do you do now?
You go down,
you go get her?
407
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:27,267
Oh, no, we don't
go get anyone.
Let me walk you out.
408
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,729
See, we're Denver PD.
All we do is open
and close the case.
409
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,731
Now, if she buys
something on Amazon,
410
00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:34,608
then Seattle PD
would investigate.
411
00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:37,611
Your mobile company's
in Ohio, then
Cleveland PD handles that.
412
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:39,446
Then so on and so forth
for every single theft.
413
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,698
Well, hang on.
How long does
all this take?
414
00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:43,659
About six months to a year.
415
00:19:43,742 --> 00:19:44,743
A year?
416
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:45,994
Yeah. So why don't
you go ahead
417
00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:48,080
and just leave your
contact information
with this gentleman here?
418
00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:50,290
You might want to
hold on to this mug shot
in case you may need it.
419
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,374
SANDY: Great. Okay.
420
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:52,959
Listen, I'm gonna
need this solved
421
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,503
a whole lot quicker
than a year, Detective.
422
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:57,172
Okay, listen, I understand
that this is really
frustrating for you,
423
00:19:57,255 --> 00:19:59,549
but our percentage rate
in solving these cases
is pretty high.
424
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,676
Yeah? How many?
425
00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:02,010
About 5 to 10 percent.
426
00:20:03,139 --> 00:20:04,182
That's garbage.
427
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:06,434
We'll be in touch
with you, Sandy.
428
00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:23,159
Hi, I'm Sandy...
Mr. Patterson.
429
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:26,162
I know who you are.
I'm Jessica.
Hi.
430
00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:27,288
Welcome.
431
00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:29,624
Anything you need, just ask.
432
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,084
Your office
is right over there.
433
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:33,336
Office. Nice to meet you.
434
00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:43,513
Patterson?
Sorry.
435
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:46,433
I had a hell of a morning.
436
00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:47,559
Listen to this.
Can you explain this to me?
437
00:20:47,642 --> 00:20:48,643
What do you got?
438
00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:51,818
These are emails I received
from a couple of
prospective clients.
439
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:52,986
No, no, no.
440
00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:54,821
You defaulted on
six credit cards?
441
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:56,906
No, I didn't, actually.
You did.
442
00:20:57,031 --> 00:20:58,116
No.
You have nine
other delinquencies.
443
00:20:58,199 --> 00:20:59,409
This is what my morning's
been all about.
444
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,869
Your credit score's
a 240. A 240!
(SIGHING)
445
00:21:02,036 --> 00:21:04,706
There are homeless people
with better numbers
than that, Sandy.
446
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,916
Dude, you have
a warrant
out for your arrest.
447
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,543
This is
a financial institution.
448
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,754
How am I supposed
to give you access
to $5 billion in funds?
449
00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:13,256
My identity's been stolen.
450
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:15,091
I was at
the police station
all morning.
451
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,509
Don't worry about it, though.
452
00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:17,969
I'm gonna get on the phone,
I'm going to clean it up.
453
00:21:18,052 --> 00:21:20,263
They can run my
credit tomorrow
and it's gonna be fine, okay?
454
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:21,556
What the fuck
is this?
455
00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:24,392
Those are cops!
That's my guy.
456
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,394
This is the detective
that's handling my case.
457
00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:29,647
Hi. I was just
filling my boss in
on our situation.
458
00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:31,899
Did you find her?
Do you have
some good news?
459
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,068
No, I'm sorry,
we don't have
any good news.
460
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:36,654
Soon after you left,
we got a call
from Orlando Metro.
461
00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:39,866
They just busted
a narcotics dealer
named Paolo Gordon.
462
00:21:39,949 --> 00:21:42,702
Your name and
your credit cards
turned up in connection
463
00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:44,120
with the investigation.
464
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,455
Ah! This...
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
465
00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:49,834
One of my colleagues spoke
to your former employer,
Mr. Harold Cornish.
466
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:50,917
Yeah.
467
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,379
And he said that, in fact,
you are a drug dealer.
468
00:21:53,463 --> 00:21:54,756
(CHUCKLING)
469
00:21:56,257 --> 00:21:57,675
That's...
He's a fucking liar.
470
00:21:57,759 --> 00:22:00,470
I've got a warrant
to search the premises.
471
00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:02,221
For drugs.
Oh.
472
00:22:02,764 --> 00:22:03,765
And guns.
473
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,516
And guns.
474
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,976
This is a waste of time.
I understand.
475
00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:09,645
It's not me,
it's the woman
in the picture.
476
00:22:09,854 --> 00:22:11,397
Just doing my job.
I need to put that out.
477
00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:13,024
Okay.
478
00:22:13,191 --> 00:22:15,109
(SIGHING) Okay, guys, let's...
479
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:21,324
Okay, we're done.
480
00:22:21,491 --> 00:22:23,034
You can let your
employees back in now.
481
00:22:23,159 --> 00:22:24,160
Thank you.
482
00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:26,162
So, no Oxy?
No, no Oxy.
483
00:22:26,287 --> 00:22:27,330
Did you find my weapons?
484
00:22:27,789 --> 00:22:29,707
I'm not an idiot,
Mr. Patterson, okay?
485
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:31,542
I know almost certainly
it's the woman in Florida.
486
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,752
Yeah.
487
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,879
But until we know for sure
that you didn't do this,
488
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,130
it's an open investigation.
489
00:22:36,297 --> 00:22:37,632
For narcotics.
490
00:22:41,469 --> 00:22:42,470
Let me walk you out.
491
00:22:45,681 --> 00:22:46,974
We're gonna have to
talk about our options.
492
00:22:47,725 --> 00:22:49,644
I think we got
to let you go.
493
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:04,450
I know where she is. Hey!
494
00:23:04,659 --> 00:23:07,578
I know exactly
where she's gonna be
tomorrow afternoon.
495
00:23:07,745 --> 00:23:09,747
If I tell you, you can tell
the Winter Park
Police Department,
496
00:23:09,831 --> 00:23:11,999
they can grab her,
and we're done.
497
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,168
No, no, it doesn't
work like that.
Why not?
498
00:23:14,335 --> 00:23:16,504
Well, they'd have to
bring her up on
local charges first.
499
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,840
And it would pretty much
be about a year before
we get a shot at her.
500
00:23:18,923 --> 00:23:22,051
I mean, she'd have to be
standing right here
to do you any good.
501
00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:24,137
That's the new
standard of police work?
502
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,431
I mean, the criminal's got
to be standing
right in front of you?
503
00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:28,266
Have a good day.
Hang on, hang on.
504
00:23:28,349 --> 00:23:30,518
If they won't bring her here,
what if I bring her here?
505
00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:31,769
What if, somehow,
I get her here,
506
00:23:31,853 --> 00:23:32,895
and I put her right
in front of you,
507
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,231
she gives you a full statement
and owns up to everything?
508
00:23:35,398 --> 00:23:37,024
Then we'd be done,
wouldn't we?
509
00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:38,693
Oh, I wouldn't recommend that,
Mr. Patterson.
510
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:40,445
You see, criminals
generally just don't
511
00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:42,029
volunteer confessions
to policemen.
512
00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:44,449
All right, what about this?
513
00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:46,868
What about if I ask
her to talk to you?
514
00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:50,037
Because she cost me my job
and I want to get my job back,
515
00:23:50,204 --> 00:23:52,790
and in return,
I don't press any charges.
516
00:23:52,957 --> 00:23:55,376
She doesn't have
to worry about me.
There's no cops.
517
00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:56,627
But there are cops.
518
00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,838
You're down the hall,
you're listening to a thing.
I'm wearing...
519
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:00,423
(CHUCKLING) What?
That's ridiculous.
520
00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:03,050
No, no, no, this sort of thing
tends to work pretty well.
Right?
521
00:24:03,259 --> 00:24:04,635
And we do have enough
for an eavesdrop warrant.
522
00:24:04,802 --> 00:24:07,096
No, no. Sandy,
I need somebody here
doing the work right now.
523
00:24:07,263 --> 00:24:09,390
I'm the best at what I do.
Those are your words.
524
00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:10,766
I'm just looking for
a little bit of time.
525
00:24:10,933 --> 00:24:13,352
We don't have time.
I'm supposed to put
everything on hold?
526
00:24:13,436 --> 00:24:14,437
We have clients!
527
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,856
Listen, I gave up everything
because I believe in you.
Just believe in me.
528
00:24:16,939 --> 00:24:19,609
Come on, you know me.
Come on, Daniel.
529
00:24:23,446 --> 00:24:25,198
I'll give you one week.
Really?
530
00:24:25,281 --> 00:24:26,282
But that's it.
531
00:24:26,491 --> 00:24:28,743
That's all I need. Thank you.
532
00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:30,995
One week, Patterson!
533
00:24:31,162 --> 00:24:33,581
I'm calling to confirm
my wife's appointment
for tomorrow at 3:00.
534
00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:35,833
Thank you. She ended up
making the appointment.
535
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,753
I didn't realize
that she's gonna
be in the area.
536
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,507
Anyway, I need your address
because she lost it.
537
00:24:43,591 --> 00:24:45,760
Okay. Got it. Thank you.
538
00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:47,929
She'll see you tomorrow
at 3:00. Bye-bye.
539
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:51,766
Okay. I've got cash
for the plane ticket,
I've got my sock money.
540
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,768
Did you call the cab?
Don't do this.
541
00:24:53,935 --> 00:24:56,771
Don't start this again.
Trish, I need you
to just hang in there.
542
00:24:56,938 --> 00:24:58,481
This is not who we are.
543
00:24:58,648 --> 00:25:00,024
You're not Batman.
Do not unpack this.
544
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,776
Please, I can't
refold all this stuff.
545
00:25:01,859 --> 00:25:03,653
Do you even know
how to use those?
546
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:05,821
It's just in case.
It is my only option.
547
00:25:05,988 --> 00:25:09,033
It is our only option.
548
00:25:10,535 --> 00:25:11,619
Let me see
the picture
of her again.
549
00:25:15,331 --> 00:25:17,959
Make you feel
better to see that?
550
00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:19,043
Uh-huh.
551
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,462
Yeah. She's not dangerous.
552
00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:23,714
That number right
there is her height.
553
00:25:24,966 --> 00:25:27,051
It's hobbit height.
554
00:25:27,969 --> 00:25:29,303
I'm going after Bilbo.
555
00:25:30,346 --> 00:25:32,431
Yeah, I can do this,
I really can.
556
00:25:32,515 --> 00:25:34,308
But I can't do it
without your support.
557
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,311
Okay? Please trust me.
558
00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:39,564
Thank you.
559
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:42,650
If all goes well,
I'll be right back
here tomorrow night.
560
00:25:42,817 --> 00:25:45,069
Also, I borrowed
your anxiety pills
561
00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:46,654
because I might have to
coax her onto the airplane.
562
00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:48,322
Oh, good.
Okay, that's fine
563
00:25:48,406 --> 00:25:49,824
'cause why would I
need those right now?
564
00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,035
I'll call you
when I land, okay?
565
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,245
Goodbye, you guys.
566
00:25:54,328 --> 00:25:56,330
Daddy, the TV's broken.
567
00:25:56,414 --> 00:25:59,709
Oh. Well, you know.
Come here.
568
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:03,337
Some things are broken,
but only for a few days.
569
00:26:03,504 --> 00:26:04,880
That's why I have
to go on this trip
570
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,382
to pretty much
the worst place
in America.
571
00:26:06,549 --> 00:26:08,217
But Daddy's gonna
fix these problems.
572
00:26:08,384 --> 00:26:10,511
When I get back,
it's all gonna be perfect.
573
00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:12,847
I promise, okay? Come here.
574
00:26:13,014 --> 00:26:14,849
It's too late for TV anyway,
you guys are going to bed.
575
00:26:15,016 --> 00:26:18,686
Do some drawing,
and then PJs. Goodbye.
576
00:26:21,272 --> 00:26:22,523
Go get this bitch.
577
00:26:23,065 --> 00:26:24,275
Roger.
578
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,026
Ooh!
579
00:27:18,954 --> 00:27:19,997
Okay.
580
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:28,631
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
581
00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:36,222
Okay.
582
00:27:39,475 --> 00:27:41,268
(GROANING)
583
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,106
My neck.
Oh, man, I taste blood.
584
00:27:46,649 --> 00:27:48,109
Oh, jeez.
585
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:49,402
You got an injury.
586
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,570
Oh, my neck.
My neck got it.
Sorry about that.
587
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:53,531
I didn't assume
you were gonna
come to a full stop
588
00:27:53,614 --> 00:27:54,699
in the middle
of the highway.
589
00:27:54,782 --> 00:27:57,785
Oh, a mama badger
and a baby
crossing the road.
590
00:27:58,619 --> 00:27:59,912
A badger, huh?
591
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,372
Yeah. Oh, my God.
592
00:28:01,539 --> 00:28:05,167
My fibromyalgia's
just shooting
down my spine.
593
00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:07,044
Jeez Louise.
594
00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:11,257
No, this is totally my fault.
You got your license on you?
595
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:12,883
Why don't we
swap information?
596
00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,802
We can get
the insurance
companies involved.
597
00:28:15,678 --> 00:28:18,264
I guess that's
what it comes to.
598
00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:22,143
I hate to tell you,
but that's a custom
paint job. Thank you.
599
00:28:23,644 --> 00:28:25,980
You know,
if it's okay with you,
600
00:28:26,147 --> 00:28:29,650
I'm okay and I'm cool
with just doing cash.
601
00:28:29,817 --> 00:28:34,530
Yeah, cash would be
a lot easier, wouldn't it,
Sandy Bigelow Patterson?
602
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:35,613
Yeah.
603
00:28:35,656 --> 00:28:37,199
Bigelow is such a rare name.
604
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,201
Well, it's a family name,
you know.
605
00:28:39,577 --> 00:28:41,162
It goes back
to the Mayflower.
606
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:42,413
Is that right?
607
00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:43,914
Yeah. Jeremiah Bigelow.
608
00:28:44,081 --> 00:28:47,293
Maybe you've heard of him.
Pretty prominent bear hunter.
609
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,086
Sounds brave.
Kind of a big deal.
610
00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:52,757
Here's my license
with my name right there.
611
00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:55,676
Sandy Bigelow Patterson.
612
00:28:57,636 --> 00:28:58,637
Gotcha.
613
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:03,893
(CHOKING)
614
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,314
Ow! Not my hair, you fuck!
615
00:29:08,856 --> 00:29:10,483
You're not going anywhere.
616
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,067
Get out of the car!
617
00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,361
Ow! Keep it!
(GROANING)
618
00:29:16,572 --> 00:29:18,032
Took the lift
out of the crown!
619
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,410
I fucking just had it done!
(SANDY GROANING IN PAIN)
620
00:29:34,423 --> 00:29:35,925
No, no, no!
621
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:38,511
What, are you crazy?
622
00:29:40,137 --> 00:29:41,597
What are you doing?
623
00:29:41,764 --> 00:29:44,058
You're looking for these?
You're not gonna
find them, stupid.
624
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,185
See you, Sandy!
625
00:29:53,901 --> 00:29:55,027
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
626
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:56,695
Oh, come on.
627
00:29:58,572 --> 00:29:59,615
Hi.
628
00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,909
TRISH: Hey, it's me.
Is this a bad time?
629
00:30:01,992 --> 00:30:04,036
No, great time.
What's going on, honey?
630
00:30:04,119 --> 00:30:07,289
We just got a call
from a debt collector
from Fiat Automotive.
631
00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:09,416
They said we're behind
on some payments.
632
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:13,379
A call from a...
From a debt collector, huh?
633
00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:15,339
I guess she
bought herself a car.
634
00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:17,508
Well, honey, that is just...
635
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,553
You sound really weird.
Are you sure you're okay?
636
00:30:22,096 --> 00:30:23,556
Yeah, I'm good.
637
00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:32,398
Okay.
638
00:30:34,525 --> 00:30:39,864
Let's see what kind of crap
you have in your bag,
Sandy Patterson.
639
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,960
Here you go. Thanks.
640
00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:15,983
Ooh! Nice.
641
00:31:18,319 --> 00:31:19,945
Ding-dong!
Shit.
642
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,363
Put it down.
643
00:31:21,989 --> 00:31:23,949
Now, we're gonna
have a little chat.
Okay.
644
00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:27,661
Okay? We can do it
the hard way, or we can
do it the easy way.
645
00:31:28,579 --> 00:31:30,080
I'd like to pick
the easy way.
646
00:31:30,372 --> 00:31:31,749
Get over here and
give me your wrists.
647
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:34,668
(SIGHING) Okay.
648
00:31:35,252 --> 00:31:36,503
Now, I have a plan...
649
00:31:37,254 --> 00:31:38,547
(CHOKING)
650
00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:41,425
Shit! I'm a lady,
you fucking animal.
651
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,260
Give me your wrist.
Stop fighting me.
652
00:31:43,344 --> 00:31:45,888
Yeah, I'll fight it.
You like that?
You like that?
653
00:31:46,055 --> 00:31:48,015
How about that?
You like hitting girls?
654
00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:49,683
Sandy? This isn't cute, Sandy!
655
00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:50,809
Stay down!
656
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,354
Oh, shit!
657
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,189
Shit.
658
00:31:57,024 --> 00:31:58,150
Shit, shit. Ow!
659
00:31:59,193 --> 00:32:00,235
Ha!
660
00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:01,904
Stay down.
661
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:03,739
You threw like
a fucking girl.
662
00:32:03,948 --> 00:32:05,824
Now, once you hear
my plan, you're gonna
wanna come with me.
663
00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:07,743
I'm not going
anywhere with you!
664
00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:09,453
Fuck you, Sandy.
Damn it. Stop right there
and listen to me.
665
00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:13,290
No, go home
to your shitty wife and
your fucking dumb-ass kids.
666
00:32:13,374 --> 00:32:14,416
Stop right there!
667
00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,210
(GRUNTING)
668
00:32:16,877 --> 00:32:18,212
Why did you do that?
669
00:32:18,379 --> 00:32:19,463
You did that.
670
00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:21,382
(PANTING)
671
00:32:21,715 --> 00:32:22,841
Well, that was not
the easy way.
672
00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:25,552
I loved that guitar.
I'm gonna sue you.
673
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:26,929
You're gonna sue me?
674
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:29,974
Really, you're gonna sue me?
Enjoy the empty accounts.
675
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:31,642
I'll be taking my car keys.
676
00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:33,644
And what are these?
677
00:32:33,727 --> 00:32:34,728
These are future victims?
678
00:32:34,895 --> 00:32:36,105
Put my shit down.
679
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:37,272
They can thank me later.
680
00:32:38,273 --> 00:32:40,067
Is that how you
buy all this crap?
What do you need this for?
681
00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:41,151
You're sick.
682
00:32:41,235 --> 00:32:46,365
This stuff is things
I use for my charity
that I help children with.
683
00:32:46,448 --> 00:32:47,491
For the what?
684
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:49,284
For my children's charity,
you dick.
685
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:50,661
Oh, that makes sense.
I apologize.
686
00:32:50,828 --> 00:32:52,454
Now, you're coming with me.
Give me your wrist.
687
00:32:52,621 --> 00:32:54,081
What's your name,
by the way?
688
00:32:54,248 --> 00:32:56,041
Julia.
Julia?
689
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:59,378
MARISOL: Diana!
Open the fucking door!
690
00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:01,422
Shit!
691
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:02,589
Who's that?
692
00:33:02,756 --> 00:33:05,175
Just changing my clothes.
I'll be right out!
693
00:33:05,342 --> 00:33:09,013
MARISOL: Don't lie to me.
Those credit cards
you sold Paolo were shit.
694
00:33:09,179 --> 00:33:10,889
No, no, no,
it's a misunderstanding.
695
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:13,892
It will be so funny
when I explain it
to you guys.
696
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:15,644
MARISOL: You're coming
with us, now!
697
00:33:15,853 --> 00:33:16,895
Just give me the car keys.
698
00:33:16,979 --> 00:33:18,480
No, you're not
taking the car again.
699
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:19,773
(GUNSHOT)
700
00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:21,275
DIANA: Shit!
701
00:33:32,202 --> 00:33:34,204
Go, go, go!
702
00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:41,253
What? What the...
703
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,463
You little bitch.
704
00:33:47,551 --> 00:33:49,219
SANDY: You just make friends
wherever you go, huh?
705
00:33:49,386 --> 00:33:51,305
Who were those people?
Don't worry about it.
706
00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:54,058
And what the hell is that?
Is that a bobby pin?
707
00:33:54,224 --> 00:33:55,392
Yep, sure as shit is.
708
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:56,810
You're wasting your time.
That's not coming off.
709
00:33:56,977 --> 00:33:58,145
Yeah, we'll see about that.
710
00:33:58,312 --> 00:33:59,938
How about you just apologize
for getting me shot at?
711
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:01,190
I'm not gonna
apologize for that
712
00:34:01,356 --> 00:34:05,319
because you should not
have broken into my home.
713
00:34:05,486 --> 00:34:07,988
So, it's a little
lesson for you, Sandy.
714
00:34:08,155 --> 00:34:09,531
Pull over.
I'm not pulling over.
715
00:34:09,698 --> 00:34:11,241
We're going to an airport
716
00:34:11,325 --> 00:34:13,577
and we're taking
the first flight
to Denver, Diana.
717
00:34:13,744 --> 00:34:16,038
Why don't you pull over
before I kick your ass again?
718
00:34:16,205 --> 00:34:17,581
As soon as I explain it,
you're gonna come with me.
All right?
719
00:34:17,748 --> 00:34:20,584
I'll tell you what,
why don't we find a bar,
we calm down a little bit...
720
00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:23,087
I buy you a drink,
I talk, you listen?
Does that sound fair?
721
00:34:23,253 --> 00:34:25,047
That sounds fair, Sandy.
722
00:34:25,214 --> 00:34:26,590
You'll behave yourself
if we find a bar?
723
00:34:26,757 --> 00:34:28,008
Oh, totally.
Great.
724
00:34:28,092 --> 00:34:29,176
Yeah, I'll behave myself
725
00:34:29,259 --> 00:34:31,095
because you will
have probably dosed me
726
00:34:31,178 --> 00:34:32,971
with a shitload of
Trish Patterson's Xanax.
727
00:34:33,138 --> 00:34:34,264
Hey, when did you get those?
728
00:34:34,431 --> 00:34:36,600
I had two hands
down your pants,
and you didn't notice,
729
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,602
so you should deal with that.
730
00:34:38,769 --> 00:34:40,062
Fucking dead below the waist.
731
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,188
You're disgusting.
732
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,773
Just pull the car over.
733
00:34:42,856 --> 00:34:43,857
Is that what you want?
Yes.
734
00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:45,442
Jesus Christ, yes.
735
00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:48,946
Here you go. You're sure?
Right in the middle
of the highway.
736
00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:50,072
Yeah, right in the middle
of the highway.
737
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:51,198
Really?
738
00:34:52,116 --> 00:34:55,327
All right.
I'll tell you what, then.
I'll just call the police
739
00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,079
and I'll tell them that
there's a criminal
740
00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,747
out here with
a known warrant
741
00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:00,332
just hanging around
the highway.
742
00:35:00,582 --> 00:35:02,251
I got a lot of evidence
they'd like to see.
743
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:04,670
You got nothing.
744
00:35:05,254 --> 00:35:08,382
Hey! I'm calling
the police right now.
745
00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:10,634
Good luck, pal.
I'll be long gone.
746
00:35:10,801 --> 00:35:12,511
It's ringing.
(PANTING)
747
00:35:16,557 --> 00:35:18,016
What are you,
a fucking Kenyan?
748
00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:21,402
Listen, I just need
you to talk to my boss.
749
00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:22,904
That's it. And I won't
press charges, okay?
750
00:35:23,071 --> 00:35:24,489
I'm losing my job
because of you.
751
00:35:24,572 --> 00:35:25,657
Your job?
That's right.
752
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:26,908
I didn't fire you.
753
00:35:27,075 --> 00:35:28,910
Effectively, you did.
I don't think I did.
754
00:35:29,077 --> 00:35:31,371
And I don't wanna
go to Colorado
and meet your anxious wife.
755
00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:32,997
You're right,
she is anxious.
She's very anxious.
756
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,207
You wanna know why?
757
00:35:34,374 --> 00:35:36,668
Because we have two daughters
and a third on the way.
758
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:38,086
We live in a very,
very small apartment,
759
00:35:38,252 --> 00:35:40,505
about half the size
of that house
I bet you stole.
760
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:41,881
Hey, I worked hard
for that house.
761
00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:46,511
I'm proud of it.
I have a seven-year
amorticized sub-rate...
762
00:35:46,594 --> 00:35:47,595
It's amortized.
763
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,765
Well, I can't get into that.
You're not gonna get it.
764
00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:51,891
Enough, all right?
765
00:35:51,974 --> 00:35:55,353
This is a free trip, okay?
It's on me, all right?
766
00:35:55,436 --> 00:35:56,646
No cops.
767
00:35:56,729 --> 00:35:58,398
All you need to do
is talk to my boss,
that's it.
768
00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:00,910
And then we're done.
That's all.
It's very simple.
769
00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:02,370
Come on, it's in Denver.
You're gonna love it.
770
00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:03,705
There's nobody
shooting at you there.
771
00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:05,040
You stay here,
they're gonna find you.
772
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,460
Hey, hey, hey!
773
00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:12,922
Come on.
774
00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:14,883
This is ridiculous.
775
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,509
(GROANING)
776
00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:17,969
Shit.
777
00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,054
You blow a tire?
778
00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:21,639
Yeah, I blew a fucking tire.
779
00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:23,099
Why don't you
rest that in the car?
780
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,143
Put the air on.
781
00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:27,270
I won't talk to the cops.
782
00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:29,314
Right, no cops.
I said that.
783
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:30,440
And don't lie to me.
784
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,275
I'm not.
I'm not lying, I swear.
785
00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:33,902
Yeah? You swear
on your kids?
786
00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:35,487
(SCOFFING)
787
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:37,322
Yeah, swear on your kids.
788
00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:40,075
Yes, I swear on my kids.
789
00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:45,080
Shotgun.
790
00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:47,373
I'll need the keys.
791
00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:48,583
Here you go.
792
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,460
Thank you.
793
00:36:56,174 --> 00:36:57,717
(MACHINES WHIRRING)
794
00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:02,097
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
795
00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:05,475
Yeah?
PAOLO: Did you get her?
796
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:06,559
Almost.
797
00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:07,685
Almost?
798
00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:11,689
Okay, then I
almost won't kill you
when I get out of here.
799
00:37:11,856 --> 00:37:15,360
She's a nobody
who sells credit cards
she already used.
800
00:37:15,527 --> 00:37:16,778
We'll get the money back.
801
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:18,488
It is beyond that, Marisol.
802
00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:22,659
Now, this nobody of yours is
causing me a big problem.
803
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,869
She's become a liability.
804
00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:27,122
One of her cards
tipped off the cops.
805
00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:31,543
She gotta go.
You get Julian
and you get it done.
806
00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:35,046
Okay, but she's
with some guy.
807
00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:38,466
You kill her, you kill him,
you kill anyone you need to.
808
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,009
Okay.
809
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,886
Speed this
shit up, we gotta go.
810
00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:44,722
I don't work for you.
MARISOL: Oh, yes, you do.
811
00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:46,516
Hank!
812
00:37:47,642 --> 00:37:49,018
HANK: You got it, Paolo.
813
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,939
So, I was wondering,
814
00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:55,650
how is it that we're
getting on that plane?
815
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:59,445
I already have my ticket,
and I brought cash for yours.
816
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:02,365
Are we both going
to show our Sandy
Bigelow Patterson,
817
00:38:02,532 --> 00:38:04,826
same birthday, everything,
at the same time?
818
00:38:04,909 --> 00:38:08,037
Let the airline just
have a field day
with that, or...
819
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,664
Yeah, that's what I thought.
820
00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:12,208
Son of a bitch!
821
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:17,589
Well, we're driving now.
We're driving, then.
822
00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:19,132
Okay.
823
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:23,094
Oh! I can't believe
I missed that.
824
00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:24,804
(SIGHING)
825
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,598
You've gotta feel so dumb.
826
00:38:26,764 --> 00:38:28,308
Please don't.
827
00:38:29,225 --> 00:38:31,186
Think we just need
a little music.
828
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,606
(SINGING ALONG
TO HIP HOP SONG)
829
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,576
(POP SONG PLAYING)
830
00:38:46,784 --> 00:38:48,328
(SINGING ALONG)
831
00:38:58,004 --> 00:38:59,797
(CHANGES RADIO STATION)
832
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,551
(SINGING ALONG TO ROCK MUSIC)
833
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,720
Dude, I can hit this.
834
00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:07,639
(SINGING HIGH NOTES)
835
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,443
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
836
00:39:22,779 --> 00:39:24,530
Hello? Yeah?
What do you got?
837
00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:26,991
WOMAN: Got a runner.
Pays 50 K.
838
00:39:27,158 --> 00:39:28,743
50 K?
Uh-huh.
839
00:39:28,993 --> 00:39:30,078
You got a name?
840
00:39:30,161 --> 00:39:32,580
Sandy Patterson.
She skipped
a few court dates.
841
00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:33,790
Any leads?
842
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,166
Yeah, she just
swiped a credit card
843
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:37,669
at a place near you
called Lady's Choice.
844
00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:51,683
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
We're closed.
845
00:39:51,849 --> 00:39:54,686
Do you know
a Sandy Patterson?
A customer?
846
00:39:54,852 --> 00:39:57,689
Used a credit card
here earlier today
around 4:00?
847
00:39:57,855 --> 00:39:59,023
You her boyfriend
or something?
848
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:00,191
(CHUCKLING) Oh, no, no.
849
00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:04,696
No. I'm a skiptracer.
A collector.
850
00:40:05,029 --> 00:40:06,864
Like a bounty hunter.
851
00:40:07,031 --> 00:40:11,035
I find people that owe money
and I bring them back
to where they belong.
852
00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:13,121
Oh, this Sandy,
she owe a lot?
853
00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:15,957
Yeah, well, they don't
send me for a little.
854
00:40:16,374 --> 00:40:20,044
No, she jumped bail
and I've been hired
to bring her back.
855
00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,005
I would like
to help you out,
856
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,549
but I ain't supposed to
share client information,
so...
857
00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:27,010
Of course, I understand.
858
00:40:29,554 --> 00:40:30,847
This is a nice place.
859
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,014
Yeah.
860
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,361
I hear this stuff's
pretty flammable.
861
00:40:46,907 --> 00:40:50,119
Be a shame if your
place of employment
burned to shit.
862
00:40:51,537 --> 00:40:53,748
You want to show me
where that
appointment book is?
863
00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:55,958
There you go.
864
00:41:09,263 --> 00:41:10,431
Oh, jeez.
865
00:41:23,736 --> 00:41:25,529
I really do
appreciate your help.
866
00:41:29,784 --> 00:41:30,785
Go on. Take it.
867
00:41:33,162 --> 00:41:34,288
Now, how about a smile?
868
00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:38,292
Look at you
light up a room.
869
00:41:39,293 --> 00:41:40,878
I'm gonna have a hard time
forgetting that face.
870
00:41:42,254 --> 00:41:44,465
You go on and forget
about this one.
871
00:41:53,265 --> 00:41:55,393
SANDY: Yeah,
not what I was planning,
872
00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:58,521
but I will be home
on Sunday or Monday
by the latest.
873
00:41:58,854 --> 00:42:01,232
It is what it is, I guess.
How are the girls?
874
00:42:01,482 --> 00:42:02,525
(CHUCKLING)
875
00:42:02,608 --> 00:42:04,235
Okay. I love you, too.
876
00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:06,987
I'll call you later. Bye.
877
00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:11,951
How long have you
guys been together?
878
00:42:13,202 --> 00:42:14,662
I'm not going to
talk about myself.
879
00:42:16,163 --> 00:42:18,666
Or my family.
You're never going to
know anything about me.
880
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:21,669
There's nothing wrong
with being a simple guy.
881
00:42:21,836 --> 00:42:23,045
I'm just a simple gal.
882
00:42:24,004 --> 00:42:27,216
From Wisconsin.
You know?
I'm a cheesehead.
883
00:42:27,383 --> 00:42:28,426
Fascinating.
884
00:42:28,509 --> 00:42:29,510
I'm from Morganville.
885
00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:32,263
It's a little, tiny town,
but charming.
886
00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:33,472
I don't care.
887
00:42:33,556 --> 00:42:35,933
Mom's 70. Still working.
888
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,644
Dad retired about,
I guess, two and a...
(SIGHING)
889
00:42:38,811 --> 00:42:40,938
I want to say two
and a half years.
Two, two and a half...
890
00:42:41,105 --> 00:42:42,982
Jesus Christ.
Two and a half years ago.
891
00:42:43,149 --> 00:42:45,151
He was a principal
at a middle school.
892
00:42:45,317 --> 00:42:46,402
They sound so normal.
893
00:42:46,569 --> 00:42:48,571
How'd they have
a criminal asshole
for a daughter
894
00:42:48,654 --> 00:42:50,072
who just goes around
wrecking people's lives?
895
00:42:50,156 --> 00:42:51,282
How'd that work out?
896
00:42:51,365 --> 00:42:56,120
I think you're
painting it with the most
negative brush possible.
897
00:42:56,954 --> 00:42:59,665
I bet that
they would paint it
the same exact way.
898
00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:02,042
I mean, what you do is...
I use the system.
899
00:43:02,543 --> 00:43:05,296
I use the system
that's provided...
You cheat the system.
900
00:43:05,379 --> 00:43:07,339
Now, the fact that I...
No, I do not cheat
the system.
901
00:43:07,465 --> 00:43:09,508
I use the system.
If there's a loophole,
902
00:43:09,592 --> 00:43:10,926
and I go through
the loophole,
903
00:43:11,051 --> 00:43:12,553
I'm not doing
anything wrong.
904
00:43:12,762 --> 00:43:14,597
You create a lot
of destruction.
905
00:43:14,764 --> 00:43:17,558
You know, it's not my fault
if people don't check
their own finances.
906
00:43:17,933 --> 00:43:20,519
All you do is make one call
to the credit card company,
907
00:43:20,978 --> 00:43:22,813
they take the charge off.
It's a victimless crime...
908
00:43:22,897 --> 00:43:23,898
You don't take
any accountability
for this?
909
00:43:23,981 --> 00:43:25,900
It's not a victimless...
I'm a victim!
910
00:43:26,275 --> 00:43:29,403
We're kind of in the midst
of a pivotal moment
here, you know?
911
00:43:29,612 --> 00:43:30,613
This is...
912
00:43:31,405 --> 00:43:33,991
I think we might want
to take stock of this.
913
00:43:34,074 --> 00:43:37,244
We're kind of bonding.
914
00:43:37,953 --> 00:43:40,748
It's kind of like family,
or brother and sister,
915
00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:44,043
if brother and sister were
916
00:43:45,044 --> 00:43:46,962
pretty attracted
to each other.
917
00:43:47,046 --> 00:43:50,257
We are just
driving to Denver.
There will be nothing else.
918
00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:52,384
I just thought,
919
00:43:52,468 --> 00:43:54,595
in the spirit of honesty,
I'd put out there
920
00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,180
that I visually enjoy you.
921
00:43:56,639 --> 00:43:57,765
Hmm.
922
00:43:58,015 --> 00:44:02,728
And I've always, you know,
really liked tall men.
923
00:44:03,854 --> 00:44:07,024
What are you talking...
I'm average height.
924
00:44:07,107 --> 00:44:08,359
Not to me, stretch.
925
00:44:09,485 --> 00:44:10,486
Great.
(GASPING)
926
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:13,155
Look at that.
See that? "Adventure."
927
00:44:13,322 --> 00:44:14,990
I love that.
928
00:44:15,157 --> 00:44:16,242
When are we
going to pull over?
929
00:44:16,325 --> 00:44:17,368
We're not.
930
00:44:17,618 --> 00:44:21,372
You know, they say driving
tired is more dangerous
than driving drunk
931
00:44:21,539 --> 00:44:23,999
and that's
a statistical fact.
932
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:26,210
I doubt it.
933
00:44:26,836 --> 00:44:29,129
You know,
I drive drunk all the time.
934
00:44:29,547 --> 00:44:33,008
Never had a problem.
I slept-drove once
and I smashed into an Arby's.
935
00:44:33,259 --> 00:44:34,260
Take a nap.
936
00:44:34,468 --> 00:44:38,138
All right. Whatever you say.
Going down.
Thank you.
937
00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:41,140
Uh-oh.
938
00:44:41,183 --> 00:44:42,184
What happened?
939
00:44:42,434 --> 00:44:44,019
You look taller
from down here.
940
00:44:48,399 --> 00:44:49,859
WAITRESS: Welcome
to the Colonnade.
941
00:44:50,025 --> 00:44:51,193
How y'all doing?
942
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,404
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Good.
We're famished, though.
943
00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:55,865
We just drove all
the way from Gibson, so.
944
00:44:57,157 --> 00:45:00,995
You know what, do you think
we can maybe have a booth
instead of a table?
945
00:45:01,078 --> 00:45:04,456
It's just it's real hard
for Walt there to sit
on a hard chair,
946
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:06,667
'cause of his accident
and he, uh...
947
00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:07,751
(WHISPERING)
948
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:11,171
You know what I mean?
He doesn't...
949
00:45:11,505 --> 00:45:12,506
(MUTTERING)
950
00:45:13,549 --> 00:45:15,301
Just right at the base.
951
00:45:20,556 --> 00:45:22,600
Okay?
Okay. Yeah.
952
00:45:23,183 --> 00:45:24,184
Come on.
953
00:45:27,187 --> 00:45:28,981
Oh! This is nice.
954
00:45:29,690 --> 00:45:32,776
It's nice and soft, Walt.
You like that.
955
00:45:33,944 --> 00:45:35,321
Just leave me out of
the school plays, okay?
956
00:45:35,404 --> 00:45:36,530
I'm not comfortable with it.
957
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:39,533
Now, I have allotted
us each $8 per meal,
958
00:45:39,617 --> 00:45:42,286
(SIGHING)
so it looks like you
can get one of the...
959
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,622
One of the salads
or a soup or...
960
00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:45,831
Sorry, I'm quick.
961
00:45:45,998 --> 00:45:48,375
The tomato soup for me,
please. That'll do it.
962
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:51,211
I'm going to take
a full slab
of the baby backs,
963
00:45:51,554 --> 00:45:54,182
and I'm going to take that
with mashed taters,
964
00:45:54,349 --> 00:45:58,311
hushpuppies
and I'm going to
have a sweet tea.
965
00:45:58,478 --> 00:45:59,562
The fuck you are.
966
00:46:00,229 --> 00:46:02,357
(CHUCKLING) I don't know
what that means.
967
00:46:02,732 --> 00:46:04,317
I asked you
to eat less food.
968
00:46:06,819 --> 00:46:07,987
What is wrong with you?
969
00:46:08,321 --> 00:46:09,822
This is a beautiful woman.
970
00:46:10,073 --> 00:46:11,199
You let her eat.
971
00:46:12,408 --> 00:46:14,202
No, he's right.
972
00:46:14,369 --> 00:46:17,830
You know, I've put on
a little bit of weight
because of all the stress.
973
00:46:17,997 --> 00:46:19,916
Walter is a fireman.
(GROANING)
974
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:22,752
Yeah. It's okay, it's okay.
975
00:46:22,919 --> 00:46:25,630
He was in a pretty intense...
976
00:46:25,713 --> 00:46:26,756
She doesn't care.
977
00:46:26,839 --> 00:46:30,718
...accident last year,
and he injured
his male parts.
978
00:46:31,344 --> 00:46:33,388
Oh.
They're just
shredded down there.
979
00:46:33,554 --> 00:46:34,973
And now he can't work.
980
00:46:35,139 --> 00:46:36,933
He wants to fight fires,
981
00:46:38,017 --> 00:46:39,602
and he wants to
pee standing up.
982
00:46:40,103 --> 00:46:43,773
Don't you want to
pee standing up?
I know you do, but he can't.
983
00:46:43,856 --> 00:46:44,983
Just bring two soups.
984
00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:48,903
And he can't lay with me
like a husband should,
985
00:46:48,987 --> 00:46:50,363
on account of the injury.
986
00:46:50,446 --> 00:46:51,572
And I don't even
need him to,
987
00:46:51,739 --> 00:46:54,993
but he gets mad at me,
and takes his anger out on me.
988
00:46:55,159 --> 00:46:56,703
And then I feel
bad about myself
989
00:46:56,786 --> 00:46:58,329
and I feel ugly,
and then I eat.
990
00:46:58,496 --> 00:47:00,873
Lord knows, I know I eat.
I know I do.
991
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,544
No, no. You just wait
right here, sweetheart, okay?
992
00:47:04,711 --> 00:47:05,878
(SNIFFLING) Okay.
993
00:47:06,087 --> 00:47:07,213
I'm going to
wait right here.
994
00:47:07,296 --> 00:47:08,381
SANDY: God.
995
00:47:08,548 --> 00:47:09,632
You're breaking the rules.
996
00:47:09,716 --> 00:47:11,092
You understand that?
You're breaking the rules.
997
00:47:11,259 --> 00:47:13,011
Society can't function
without rules.
998
00:47:13,094 --> 00:47:14,220
Ah.
999
00:47:14,303 --> 00:47:15,346
You follow the rules, right?
1000
00:47:15,430 --> 00:47:16,472
I sure do.
1001
00:47:16,681 --> 00:47:18,307
Oh, yeah, how's that
working out for you?
1002
00:47:19,267 --> 00:47:21,394
Yeah. Hold on just a minute.
1003
00:47:22,103 --> 00:47:23,271
(WEEPING)
1004
00:47:24,355 --> 00:47:28,568
This is from the buffet,
and it is on the house.
1005
00:47:28,735 --> 00:47:29,902
That's so sweet.
1006
00:47:32,071 --> 00:47:33,322
Enjoy your soup.
1007
00:47:34,073 --> 00:47:36,701
And if you have to pee,
the ladies' room
is right back there.
1008
00:47:38,161 --> 00:47:40,788
God bless you.
God bless you.
All right. Okay, okay.
1009
00:47:40,913 --> 00:47:42,165
(SNIFFLING)
1010
00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:46,419
You know what
a sociopath is?
1011
00:47:47,128 --> 00:47:48,755
Do they like ribs?
1012
00:47:51,007 --> 00:47:53,968
Hey, how you doing?
I need one room,
two beds, please.
1013
00:47:54,052 --> 00:47:55,053
Oh, sorry.
1014
00:47:55,136 --> 00:47:57,305
We only have
single beds left tonight.
1015
00:47:57,472 --> 00:47:58,723
Are you kidding me?
Nope.
1016
00:47:58,890 --> 00:48:00,933
We don't really mind.
I mean, it's an inconvenience,
1017
00:48:01,017 --> 00:48:04,312
but my husband can't really
digest stuff anyway
(SIGHING)
1018
00:48:04,395 --> 00:48:07,106
because of his
intestinal surgery,
so just comp us the mini-bar.
1019
00:48:07,273 --> 00:48:08,483
He can digest Pringles.
1020
00:48:08,649 --> 00:48:10,818
Right, that's right. I'm Walt.
This is the wife, Myra.
1021
00:48:10,985 --> 00:48:13,488
She's a functional idiot.
Wears diapers like a chimp.
1022
00:48:13,654 --> 00:48:15,156
I'm running her
down to Disneyland.
1023
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,699
She loves the noise
and the sugar.
1024
00:48:16,783 --> 00:48:17,825
He's just tired
from the drive.
1025
00:48:17,909 --> 00:48:19,452
We're going to
have to figure out
the mattress thing
1026
00:48:19,535 --> 00:48:20,912
because even though
I can't have sex with her
1027
00:48:21,079 --> 00:48:22,789
due to my cock and balls
getting shot off
1028
00:48:22,872 --> 00:48:23,956
in an apparent
warehouse fire...
1029
00:48:24,123 --> 00:48:25,123
Oh, shit.
1030
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:26,667
I wouldn't share
a bed with her anyway.
1031
00:48:26,793 --> 00:48:29,212
I'd much rather
sleep on the floor.
Do you want to know why?
1032
00:48:29,378 --> 00:48:30,379
Because you got no dick?
1033
00:48:30,546 --> 00:48:33,424
Close. It's because
she repulses me.
1034
00:48:34,217 --> 00:48:36,344
She's the worst
person I've ever met.
1035
00:48:36,761 --> 00:48:39,055
Screw you. You got a bar?
1036
00:48:39,222 --> 00:48:40,932
Yeah, the Foxhole.
It's across the lot.
1037
00:48:41,099 --> 00:48:43,184
Thank you.
You're not going
to the Foxhole.
1038
00:48:43,351 --> 00:48:46,104
Hey. I don't need to go
to Denver. You need me
to go to Denver.
1039
00:48:46,270 --> 00:48:48,189
No splitting up.
1040
00:48:48,356 --> 00:48:49,440
Do you still
want the room?
1041
00:48:49,524 --> 00:48:51,317
Yeah, I do, real quick.
1042
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,568
Fucking chimp on the loose.
1043
00:48:52,735 --> 00:48:54,904
It's not my business,
I'm really sorry
about your dick,
1044
00:48:55,196 --> 00:48:59,033
but you got to
treat your lady better,
or somebody else is gonna.
1045
00:48:59,659 --> 00:49:01,702
Appreciate it. Are we
on the set of your
talk show right now?
1046
00:49:02,703 --> 00:49:04,539
Do you know what?
Being nice is a choice.
1047
00:49:04,705 --> 00:49:05,706
Can I just get
the fucking key?
1048
00:49:06,457 --> 00:49:08,167
Uh... Oh!
Are you in a hurry?
1049
00:49:08,835 --> 00:49:10,169
Oh, no.
1050
00:49:10,336 --> 00:49:12,088
I have to go get
this magnetized,
1051
00:49:12,171 --> 00:49:13,881
because it wasn't
magnetized properly.
1052
00:49:14,048 --> 00:49:15,258
This might take a while.
(SIGHING)
1053
00:49:17,057 --> 00:49:18,433
Can I have
a double melon ball?
1054
00:49:22,854 --> 00:49:24,022
Thanks.
1055
00:49:25,649 --> 00:49:26,900
Is that a melon ball?
1056
00:49:27,525 --> 00:49:28,568
Yep.
1057
00:49:31,363 --> 00:49:32,656
Do you like milkshakes?
1058
00:49:33,948 --> 00:49:35,283
I'm just trying
to have a drink.
1059
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:39,120
Sorry, that probably sounded
like a dumb pickup line,
I apologize.
1060
00:49:44,793 --> 00:49:46,544
I don't like milkshakes,
I love them.
1061
00:49:46,628 --> 00:49:47,921
(CHUCKLING)
1062
00:49:49,172 --> 00:49:50,298
You're going to
flip out over these.
1063
00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:52,509
Stu, mix us up
two grasshoppers.
1064
00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:54,552
Oh!
1065
00:49:56,846 --> 00:49:58,056
I'm Big Chuck.
1066
00:49:58,223 --> 00:49:59,474
Yes, you are.
1067
00:50:00,308 --> 00:50:01,308
I'm Margie.
1068
00:50:01,393 --> 00:50:03,395
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.
You, too.
1069
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:06,481
I love a man
that wears jewelry.
1070
00:50:06,648 --> 00:50:08,316
Thank you very much.
1071
00:50:09,317 --> 00:50:11,986
I like my turquoise
like I like my women,
1072
00:50:12,153 --> 00:50:13,988
American and top-grade.
Oh!
1073
00:50:14,572 --> 00:50:15,740
100%.
1074
00:50:15,824 --> 00:50:17,409
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
100%.
1075
00:50:17,826 --> 00:50:19,160
To you.
1076
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,126
You know what they say
about grasshoppers?
1077
00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:27,210
Mmm-mmm.
1078
00:50:27,293 --> 00:50:29,963
Hard on the outside
and soft and creamy
on the inside.
1079
00:50:30,171 --> 00:50:32,424
Oh, I always like
soft and creamy.
1080
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,426
I'm soft and creamy.
I know you are.
1081
00:50:37,303 --> 00:50:39,472
Why don't we go make sure
that table's okay?
1082
00:50:40,557 --> 00:50:41,641
Looks like it's in danger.
1083
00:50:41,725 --> 00:50:42,934
(BOTH LAUGH)
1084
00:50:43,393 --> 00:50:44,686
Let me get your bag.
1085
00:50:45,854 --> 00:50:49,399
I'd like you to get that,
like you to get that.
1086
00:50:53,361 --> 00:50:54,612
I'll just get
your drink for you.
1087
00:50:54,696 --> 00:50:56,698
Why don't you get that?
I'll get that.
1088
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,206
(CHUCKLES)
1089
00:51:05,623 --> 00:51:08,543
You wait here.
I'll be right back.
1090
00:51:11,588 --> 00:51:12,589
I'm back.
1091
00:51:13,214 --> 00:51:14,215
Agile.
1092
00:51:15,258 --> 00:51:16,509
Quick like a panther.
1093
00:51:16,593 --> 00:51:17,802
(LAUGHING)
1094
00:51:18,136 --> 00:51:19,971
Cheers to you.
Cheers to you.
1095
00:51:21,598 --> 00:51:23,558
(CHUCKLING DRUNKENLY)
1096
00:51:27,270 --> 00:51:29,731
Release it. Let it burn.
(WHOOPING)
1097
00:51:31,399 --> 00:51:33,067
BIG CHUCK: Mmm!
Mmm mmm mmm.
1098
00:51:33,735 --> 00:51:34,736
Down it goes.
1099
00:51:34,819 --> 00:51:37,238
(BOTH GIGGLING)
1100
00:51:39,407 --> 00:51:40,450
Hey.
1101
00:51:40,533 --> 00:51:42,410
You're here five minutes,
you already made
a friend, huh?
1102
00:51:43,119 --> 00:51:44,454
This must be Walter.
1103
00:51:44,537 --> 00:51:45,538
Walter.
SANDY: Hello.
1104
00:51:45,622 --> 00:51:47,707
Howdy, Walt.
I'm Big Chuck.
Hi, there.
1105
00:51:47,874 --> 00:51:51,085
I got to tell you,
this little Margie
is quite a lady.
1106
00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:53,254
Oh, "Margie"?
BIG CHUCK: Sit your ass down.
1107
00:51:53,421 --> 00:51:55,924
Drinks are on me.
Stu's going to set you up.
I wish I could.
1108
00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:58,092
Stu, let's get Walt a round.
His dick's broken.
1109
00:51:58,259 --> 00:52:01,262
It's much, much too late.
Never mind, Stu. I got to...
1110
00:52:01,429 --> 00:52:03,598
Honey, I got to
get you out of here.
1111
00:52:03,765 --> 00:52:07,435
Here's the thing,
I don't want to go.
1112
00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:08,603
But it's super late.
1113
00:52:08,770 --> 00:52:11,105
We got to get all the way
to St. Louis tomorrow, so...
1114
00:52:11,189 --> 00:52:13,358
Then you should go, honey.
1115
00:52:13,566 --> 00:52:15,944
But you are with me, honey.
1116
00:52:16,027 --> 00:52:19,531
All right, listen up.
I don't want to get
between husband and wife.
1117
00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:22,116
You're not.
You're not, believe me.
Is it Chuck?
1118
00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:23,827
Yeah, Big Chuck.
Big Chuck.
1119
00:52:23,952 --> 00:52:27,872
You're not, Big Chuck.
I get it. So, can we?
(GIGGLING)
1120
00:52:28,790 --> 00:52:30,124
I think we got a good one.
1121
00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:31,501
What is that?
1122
00:52:31,584 --> 00:52:33,086
I think we got a good one.
1123
00:52:33,294 --> 00:52:35,964
Listen, I'm going to
tell you what's going on.
1124
00:52:37,507 --> 00:52:40,301
Walt likes to watch.
1125
00:52:40,927 --> 00:52:42,303
Walt's a watcher.
1126
00:52:42,679 --> 00:52:43,805
(DIANA GIGGLING)
1127
00:52:43,972 --> 00:52:45,056
Oh!
1128
00:52:45,306 --> 00:52:46,349
No.
1129
00:52:46,432 --> 00:52:48,852
You like to spectate, huh?
That's funky, man.
1130
00:52:48,935 --> 00:52:51,062
You like a show?
He loves it.
1131
00:52:51,145 --> 00:52:53,731
Okay.
He likes to just
plan it all out,
1132
00:52:53,815 --> 00:52:56,150
like what he's gonna say
and his little outfit.
1133
00:52:56,234 --> 00:52:58,695
His gray shirt
and his stupid hands
on his hips.
1134
00:52:58,778 --> 00:53:00,071
He's like, "I'm gonna
come in and say,
1135
00:53:00,154 --> 00:53:01,823
"'What are you doing
with my wife?"'
1136
00:53:01,906 --> 00:53:03,491
But what
he really wants is...
1137
00:53:03,825 --> 00:53:05,034
He likes to watch
me with other men.
1138
00:53:05,118 --> 00:53:06,160
BIG CHUCK: He does?
1139
00:53:06,327 --> 00:53:07,662
Yeah, that's how
he gets aroused.
1140
00:53:07,829 --> 00:53:09,247
You got a little
bone-bone now, huh?
1141
00:53:09,455 --> 00:53:11,416
I'd really like
to go, though.
1142
00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:13,960
Here we go.
It's time to go.
He said so.
1143
00:53:14,127 --> 00:53:15,211
Yeah.
1144
00:53:15,295 --> 00:53:16,921
And I'm going to go
out on the dance floor
1145
00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,047
and we're going
to dance real slow.
1146
00:53:18,131 --> 00:53:19,131
No, no, no.
1147
00:53:19,173 --> 00:53:22,635
And we're going to
dance real close,
and you can stay and watch.
1148
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,054
Or you can go.
That's your choice.
1149
00:53:25,221 --> 00:53:26,764
I can't go.
You know I can't go.
1150
00:53:26,931 --> 00:53:28,099
Thanks for your help, pal.
1151
00:53:28,433 --> 00:53:31,352
Well, well.
We got us a watcher.
1152
00:53:31,561 --> 00:53:34,147
Ohhh! We got a watcher!
1153
00:53:34,522 --> 00:53:35,690
(DIANA CHUCKLING)
1154
00:53:35,899 --> 00:53:37,066
Honey, look.
1155
00:53:44,032 --> 00:53:46,034
(WHOOPING) Walt!
1156
00:53:59,964 --> 00:54:01,591
(GIRL WHOOPING)
1157
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,472
Let's drop this sucker
into first.
1158
00:54:07,555 --> 00:54:10,475
Let's take this party
up to the room.
All right.
1159
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:15,104
Do you realize how long
it's been since I've been
touched below the waist?
1160
00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:16,731
It's been a long time.
1161
00:54:17,315 --> 00:54:18,858
You really want me
to answer that?
1162
00:54:18,942 --> 00:54:21,444
Ain't happening
tonight, either.
Oh, yes, it is!
1163
00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:23,029
Hey, you snuck up
on me.
Hey!
1164
00:54:23,112 --> 00:54:24,113
Come on.
1165
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:27,283
Thanks for the walk home.
1166
00:54:27,450 --> 00:54:30,828
We made it,
but as you can see,
I am getting ready for bed.
1167
00:54:31,037 --> 00:54:34,791
Please say your goodnights.
No, no, meaning,
"Leave, please."
1168
00:54:35,459 --> 00:54:36,669
Don't shut the door.
Leave it...
1169
00:54:38,045 --> 00:54:39,296
Now what do I do?
1170
00:54:39,463 --> 00:54:41,841
Oh, now, this is
his favorite part.
1171
00:54:42,007 --> 00:54:43,008
Okay.
1172
00:54:43,134 --> 00:54:44,635
He likes to be
humiliated verbally.
1173
00:54:44,718 --> 00:54:45,803
No, I don't.
1174
00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:47,930
You little sissy boy. Huh?
1175
00:54:48,013 --> 00:54:49,140
It's enough of this.
1176
00:54:49,223 --> 00:54:51,767
Sissy boy, huh?
You hard now?
1177
00:54:52,309 --> 00:54:53,310
I'm inverted.
1178
00:54:53,436 --> 00:54:56,772
Now it's time to give him
the Big Chuck show.
1179
00:54:56,981 --> 00:54:58,691
(WHOOPING)
1180
00:55:01,444 --> 00:55:04,321
No need for the show.
Put it back on.
1181
00:55:04,530 --> 00:55:05,656
(VOCALIZING)
1182
00:55:06,031 --> 00:55:08,492
(MIMICKING
ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
1183
00:55:19,295 --> 00:55:21,338
Mmm-mmm.
I've had enough show.
1184
00:55:22,798 --> 00:55:25,092
Oh! Shake it,
shake it, shake it!
1185
00:55:25,176 --> 00:55:26,552
(LAUGHING)
1186
00:55:27,803 --> 00:55:30,264
Ohhh! Look at him
peeking over here.
1187
00:55:30,431 --> 00:55:32,016
I can't let her
out of my sight.
1188
00:55:32,183 --> 00:55:34,518
He's not going anywhere.
You are right
in his sweet spot.
1189
00:55:34,685 --> 00:55:35,895
Now what do I do?
1190
00:55:36,061 --> 00:55:38,731
I want you to
take him physically.
1191
00:55:38,898 --> 00:55:41,192
Let's not cross a line.
Hey, Chas.
1192
00:55:41,358 --> 00:55:42,985
Relax, Walt.
Friend.
1193
00:55:43,068 --> 00:55:44,570
Big Chuck likes to share.
1194
00:55:44,737 --> 00:55:45,863
I don't want
anything you've got.
1195
00:55:46,030 --> 00:55:49,658
Why don't you
and me share?
1196
00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:50,993
Okay. God damn it.
1197
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,328
I'm sleeping
in the bathroom.
1198
00:55:53,537 --> 00:55:55,623
Oh! Here it comes.
1199
00:55:55,789 --> 00:55:58,042
There it was, right there.
Uh-oh!
1200
00:55:58,918 --> 00:56:01,170
Looks like it's
just me and you now.
1201
00:56:01,587 --> 00:56:02,922
(MOANING)
1202
00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:08,552
It sure is.
I'm going to make
tonight so special.
1203
00:56:08,844 --> 00:56:10,888
Backing up. Oh, no!
1204
00:56:11,055 --> 00:56:12,973
(LAUGHING)
You know what?
1205
00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:14,266
(BIG CHUCK WHOOPING)
1206
00:56:14,850 --> 00:56:17,061
I'm going to swim in there.
1207
00:56:17,394 --> 00:56:18,687
(BOTH GIGGLING)
1208
00:56:19,146 --> 00:56:23,442
I'm going to make you
one of my special
famous cocktails.
1209
00:56:23,609 --> 00:56:26,570
Well, I hope that cocktail
has a punch.
1210
00:56:26,737 --> 00:56:28,697
Oh, you know what?
You're going to love it.
1211
00:56:28,864 --> 00:56:30,282
I'm going to love it
because you made it.
1212
00:56:30,366 --> 00:56:31,367
(CHUCKLES)
1213
00:56:35,538 --> 00:56:37,831
DIANA: It's going
to be so good.
1214
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:40,626
(SPITS)
1215
00:56:45,422 --> 00:56:47,091
(VOCALIZING)
1216
00:56:50,594 --> 00:56:52,680
I don't know
if I can do this.
1217
00:56:54,265 --> 00:56:55,474
(SIGHING)
1218
00:56:56,767 --> 00:56:58,269
Yeah, that's okay.
1219
00:56:59,436 --> 00:57:02,523
I wasn't really in
the mood for it anyway.
1220
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:04,149
No, I'm sorry.
1221
00:57:04,316 --> 00:57:05,442
It's not a big deal.
1222
00:57:05,526 --> 00:57:08,445
It's just that I ain't
been with another woman
since my wife passed.
1223
00:57:10,364 --> 00:57:15,035
And I'm sorry,
because here you are,
and you're so beautiful.
1224
00:57:17,037 --> 00:57:19,081
And you're so colorful.
1225
00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,794
(VOICE BREAKING) You look
like Dorothy from The Oz.
1226
00:57:24,336 --> 00:57:25,713
Flowers.
1227
00:57:27,006 --> 00:57:29,383
And I do, I appreciate y'all
1228
00:57:30,467 --> 00:57:34,847
inviting me up here
to your super fucking
weird sexual tryst,
1229
00:57:37,683 --> 00:57:38,684
but I'm scared.
1230
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:41,604
Oh, Big Chuck.
1231
00:57:42,104 --> 00:57:43,480
I do like you.
1232
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,983
I really do.
1233
00:57:51,322 --> 00:57:53,240
(SNIFFLES) Margie.
1234
00:57:53,782 --> 00:57:54,950
Yes?
1235
00:57:55,701 --> 00:57:57,661
I do want to make love to you.
1236
00:57:59,955 --> 00:58:01,832
Oh, my God. Take me.
1237
00:58:02,124 --> 00:58:03,500
(GRUNTING)
1238
00:58:04,710 --> 00:58:06,378
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1239
00:58:08,172 --> 00:58:09,173
DIANA: Oh, God!
1240
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:11,300
Call me Big Papa Huge Time.
Big Papa Huge Time!
1241
00:58:11,467 --> 00:58:13,385
Call me Big Papa Huge Time.
1242
00:58:13,469 --> 00:58:15,012
Big Papa Huge Time!
1243
00:58:16,388 --> 00:58:18,182
(GROANING)
Shut up!
1244
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:19,933
Oh!
DIANA: Oh, God!
1245
00:58:20,017 --> 00:58:21,060
Feel the thunder, baby!
1246
00:58:21,185 --> 00:58:22,686
Get on top!
(GRUNTING)
1247
00:58:23,145 --> 00:58:24,271
(TURNS ON FAUCET)
1248
00:58:24,355 --> 00:58:26,190
DIANA: Fuck me!
1249
00:58:26,398 --> 00:58:27,650
Break my hip!
I'll break it.
1250
00:58:27,775 --> 00:58:29,026
Break my fucking hip!
1251
00:58:29,234 --> 00:58:32,655
Rub it clockwise!
Clockwise, clockwise!
1252
00:58:32,988 --> 00:58:34,698
What do you say?
I say, "Mama."
1253
00:58:34,865 --> 00:58:37,034
Stick them both in.
Pull them taut.
(GRUNTING)
1254
00:58:37,201 --> 00:58:39,161
How many is that?
What the hell is that?
1255
00:58:39,328 --> 00:58:40,329
Come on!
1256
00:58:40,412 --> 00:58:41,705
Stop! Foxhole! Foxhole!
1257
00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:43,832
The safe word's "foxhole,"
God damn it!
1258
00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:45,459
(BOTH YELLING)
1259
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:51,131
(BIG CHUCK HOWLING)
1260
00:58:51,674 --> 00:58:53,008
BIG CHUCK: Here it comes!
1261
00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:54,468
Mmm.
1262
00:58:54,677 --> 00:58:57,471
Big Chuck will be
ready for round two
in just a minute.
1263
00:58:57,596 --> 00:59:00,683
(GIGGLING)
I'll tell you,
Walt's a lucky guy.
1264
00:59:01,392 --> 00:59:03,227
You are such a good person.
1265
00:59:08,565 --> 00:59:10,234
(SNORING)
1266
00:59:24,873 --> 00:59:26,583
(FAUCET RUNNING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
1267
00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:30,170
Diana?
1268
00:59:38,137 --> 00:59:39,138
Diana!
1269
00:59:49,273 --> 00:59:50,524
(CHIRPS)
1270
01:00:03,287 --> 01:00:04,955
(ENGINE STARTING)
1271
01:00:11,253 --> 01:00:13,255
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1272
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,350
JESSIE: Hello? Daddy?
1273
01:00:26,351 --> 01:00:28,687
Daddy. Hello?
1274
01:00:29,813 --> 01:00:30,898
Are you there?
1275
01:00:35,486 --> 01:00:36,904
(SNIFFLING)
1276
01:00:40,741 --> 01:00:42,242
Fuck.
1277
01:01:02,012 --> 01:01:04,181
I was just checking our ice.
1278
01:01:12,606 --> 01:01:14,024
(SNORING)
1279
01:01:25,077 --> 01:01:26,078
Morning.
1280
01:01:27,371 --> 01:01:32,209
I just have flashes of
hearing an elephant and...
1281
01:01:32,376 --> 01:01:34,545
Oh, God.
I'm just real sore.
1282
01:01:34,711 --> 01:01:36,672
I'll bet you're just
torn to shit.
Get in the car.
1283
01:01:36,964 --> 01:01:38,215
I think he really ripped it.
1284
01:01:38,382 --> 01:01:39,550
You might have to look.
1285
01:01:39,716 --> 01:01:41,718
I'm going to
return the card key
to the front desk.
1286
01:01:41,802 --> 01:01:43,554
I'm going to be watching.
If you take
a step out of the car,
1287
01:01:43,637 --> 01:01:45,013
I'm going to kill you.
I'm serious.
Get in the car.
1288
01:01:45,097 --> 01:01:47,307
I got to have the keys.
I got to put the air on.
1289
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,934
Never going to happen.
Swing a leg.
1290
01:01:49,101 --> 01:01:50,477
Can you get me
some Strawberry Quik?
1291
01:01:50,561 --> 01:01:52,145
Because I gotta
balance my electrolytes.
1292
01:01:52,312 --> 01:01:53,313
If they've got it.
1293
01:01:53,939 --> 01:01:55,732
Strawberry Quik.
1294
01:01:59,736 --> 01:02:02,364
Hey. Good morning.
I'm checking out of 192.
1295
01:02:04,074 --> 01:02:05,117
Did you enjoy
your stay, sir?
1296
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,201
No.
1297
01:02:06,368 --> 01:02:07,578
That's good.
1298
01:02:07,744 --> 01:02:09,538
Do you sell Strawberry Quik?
1299
01:02:09,705 --> 01:02:11,248
Yes. You want some?
1300
01:02:11,748 --> 01:02:12,749
Not today.
1301
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,376
(MOANING)
1302
01:02:15,752 --> 01:02:17,337
This coffee over here free?
1303
01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:19,089
Yeah.
Super.
1304
01:02:19,256 --> 01:02:23,385
Creamer used to be 50 cents,
but everyone was
stealing it anyway.
1305
01:02:24,094 --> 01:02:25,596
SANDY: Okay.
1306
01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:35,022
(EXHALING LOUDLY)
1307
01:02:39,109 --> 01:02:40,193
(DIANA YELLING IN PAIN)
1308
01:02:40,277 --> 01:02:43,780
The interstate is just
south of here, right?
Is there a gas...
1309
01:02:44,114 --> 01:02:46,617
DIANA: You fucking dick!
1310
01:02:48,285 --> 01:02:50,162
No, no! God! Ow!
1311
01:02:51,371 --> 01:02:53,457
No! Shit!
1312
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:57,878
SANDY: Hey!
1313
01:02:58,128 --> 01:02:59,171
Hey!
1314
01:03:00,130 --> 01:03:01,131
Hey!
1315
01:03:17,064 --> 01:03:18,440
Hey.
WOMAN: Hey, there.
1316
01:03:18,523 --> 01:03:19,524
Got her.
1317
01:03:21,944 --> 01:03:22,986
See you in an hour?
1318
01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:24,488
Yeah, why don't
you bring her to
the Atlanta office?
1319
01:03:24,655 --> 01:03:25,822
It's right off the 75...
1320
01:03:25,989 --> 01:03:28,158
Excuse me, sir.
Did you take my friend?
1321
01:03:28,325 --> 01:03:29,660
I gotta go. No.
1322
01:03:29,826 --> 01:03:31,119
Come on,
I saw you take her.
1323
01:03:31,286 --> 01:03:33,121
Well, then don't
ask me, shithead.
1324
01:03:34,164 --> 01:03:35,624
Sandy! Get me out
of this fucking van!
1325
01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:37,000
I got it.
1326
01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:38,752
Hey! Can you pull over, pal?
I need her.
1327
01:03:39,127 --> 01:03:40,754
Your girlfriend's
in a lot of trouble.
1328
01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:42,464
She's not my girlfriend.
Watch out.
1329
01:03:42,589 --> 01:03:43,966
(CAR HONKING)
1330
01:03:44,091 --> 01:03:45,300
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1331
01:03:50,597 --> 01:03:52,140
Hey! You get back there!
1332
01:03:54,518 --> 01:03:55,686
Hey, buddy.
1333
01:03:55,852 --> 01:03:57,604
That's not Sandy Patterson.
1334
01:03:57,771 --> 01:03:59,272
SKIPTRACER: Yes, it is.
No, you got the wrong guy.
1335
01:03:59,439 --> 01:04:01,024
It's me,
I'm Sandy Patterson.
1336
01:04:01,191 --> 01:04:02,651
No, Sandy's a girl's name.
1337
01:04:02,818 --> 01:04:04,194
It's not, it's unisex!
1338
01:04:04,361 --> 01:04:05,779
What, like a hermaphrodite?
1339
01:04:05,946 --> 01:04:07,364
(SKIPTRACER LAUGHING)
DIANA: Sandy!
1340
01:04:07,531 --> 01:04:08,615
Fuck you, tranny!
1341
01:04:08,782 --> 01:04:10,826
Get me out of this van.
1342
01:04:12,995 --> 01:04:13,996
Hey, hey, hey!
1343
01:04:14,371 --> 01:04:15,664
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1344
01:04:17,207 --> 01:04:18,375
Shit.
1345
01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,960
(CARS HONKING)
1346
01:04:26,591 --> 01:04:27,926
(CARS HONKING)
1347
01:04:33,015 --> 01:04:36,059
Hey, hey, I got her first.
Pull over.
1348
01:04:36,226 --> 01:04:38,270
You can't have her!
Shit!
1349
01:04:43,775 --> 01:04:44,860
(LAUGHING)
1350
01:04:45,569 --> 01:04:47,029
Shit.
1351
01:04:49,072 --> 01:04:50,073
Motherfucker.
1352
01:04:51,825 --> 01:04:53,243
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1353
01:04:58,123 --> 01:05:00,083
(HONKING)
(INAUDIBLE)
1354
01:05:01,418 --> 01:05:02,419
(INAUDIBLE)
1355
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,267
Listen, God damn it!
1356
01:05:17,434 --> 01:05:18,602
Ram him.
Do what?
1357
01:05:18,769 --> 01:05:20,395
Ram the quarter panel.
1358
01:05:20,562 --> 01:05:22,481
I don't have
collision on this!
1359
01:05:22,647 --> 01:05:23,815
I don't give a shit!
Ram him!
1360
01:05:23,982 --> 01:05:24,983
I'm not doing it.
1361
01:05:28,945 --> 01:05:30,447
DIANA: You son of a bitch.
1362
01:05:31,406 --> 01:05:32,783
(DIANA GROANING)
1363
01:05:33,116 --> 01:05:34,284
Get in the back!
No!
1364
01:05:34,451 --> 01:05:36,620
Get off of me, you asshole!
1365
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,417
Shit.
1366
01:05:42,501 --> 01:05:43,835
Did you punch him
in the neck?
1367
01:05:44,002 --> 01:05:45,462
I can't get him
off the wheel.
1368
01:05:45,629 --> 01:05:46,797
Pull over to the side.
1369
01:05:46,963 --> 01:05:49,257
I can't get him
off the wheel. Ram him.
1370
01:05:49,424 --> 01:05:50,967
I'm not comfortable with it!
1371
01:05:51,134 --> 01:05:52,844
I don't give a shit!
Ram that panel!
1372
01:05:59,434 --> 01:06:00,435
Shit.
1373
01:06:01,603 --> 01:06:04,314
Hit it harder,
you fucking vagina!
1374
01:06:09,611 --> 01:06:10,987
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1375
01:06:42,352 --> 01:06:43,645
(MOANING)
1376
01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:46,982
(CONTINUES MOANING)
1377
01:06:47,566 --> 01:06:48,608
I'm going to be sick.
1378
01:06:48,692 --> 01:06:49,818
You okay?
1379
01:06:50,861 --> 01:06:52,529
Are you all right?
You're bleeding.
1380
01:06:52,696 --> 01:06:53,864
Are you okay?
Oh, shit.
1381
01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:55,240
That was so violent.
Tell me you're all right.
1382
01:06:55,407 --> 01:06:56,408
I am all right. Yeah.
1383
01:06:56,575 --> 01:06:57,701
Okay. All right, okay.
1384
01:06:57,826 --> 01:06:58,827
Oh, God.
1385
01:06:59,035 --> 01:07:01,496
Okay. All right. This guy
does not look great.
1386
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:02,581
Hey!
1387
01:07:02,956 --> 01:07:04,124
Oh, God.
1388
01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:05,876
Maybe he's just...
1389
01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:07,127
That doesn't look good.
1390
01:07:07,210 --> 01:07:09,379
I can't believe I did that.
1391
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:13,842
You did it. You did it.
God, you did it too hard.
1392
01:07:13,925 --> 01:07:16,761
I tried a small one
on the first one.
1393
01:07:16,928 --> 01:07:18,096
And you said...
What did you call me?
1394
01:07:18,263 --> 01:07:20,223
I called you names, okay?
1395
01:07:21,057 --> 01:07:23,977
Your rental car
doesn't even have
a scratch on it.
1396
01:07:24,561 --> 01:07:26,396
Yeah, that's great news.
The car is fine.
1397
01:07:26,563 --> 01:07:27,731
What's more important...
1398
01:07:39,326 --> 01:07:41,786
God. My glasses
were in there.
1399
01:07:52,589 --> 01:07:54,299
Well, you've come
to the right man.
1400
01:07:54,466 --> 01:07:57,093
Anybody looking
to buy or sell
anything around here,
1401
01:07:57,260 --> 01:07:58,595
they come through me.
1402
01:07:58,762 --> 01:08:00,513
All right.
How much is this one?
1403
01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:02,849
That one is 350,000.
1404
01:08:03,016 --> 01:08:04,100
350?
1405
01:08:04,267 --> 01:08:07,604
I can get this
for 100,000, easy,
at a short sale.
1406
01:08:07,771 --> 01:08:11,274
Well, I'm impressed.
Clearly, you both
have done your research.
1407
01:08:11,441 --> 01:08:13,068
So, I'm also sure
that you know
1408
01:08:13,151 --> 01:08:14,778
that this is
a traditional community.
1409
01:08:15,278 --> 01:08:17,280
What this means?
"Traditional"?
1410
01:08:17,447 --> 01:08:19,324
It means no homosexuals.
1411
01:08:19,491 --> 01:08:22,035
It means no foreigners.
1412
01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:24,037
It means no blacks.
1413
01:08:24,287 --> 01:08:25,956
We are two of those things.
1414
01:08:26,706 --> 01:08:29,709
Hey, you two
of these things.
1415
01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:32,879
I mean, around these parts,
you're basically black.
1416
01:08:33,505 --> 01:08:35,966
And a foreigner.
I'm just black.
1417
01:08:36,132 --> 01:08:37,801
BIG CHUCK:
Now, understand, me myself?
1418
01:08:37,968 --> 01:08:40,136
I am not a judgmental man.
1419
01:08:40,303 --> 01:08:43,306
But you should know
that the buyers
and the sellers here,
1420
01:08:43,473 --> 01:08:44,724
their values are more...
1421
01:08:44,891 --> 01:08:45,892
Traditional.
1422
01:08:46,559 --> 01:08:47,644
Bingo, sister.
1423
01:08:47,727 --> 01:08:50,647
Traditional, like meeting
whores at hotel bars?
1424
01:08:53,441 --> 01:08:54,441
Who are you?
1425
01:08:54,484 --> 01:08:57,112
Your whore,
she's in a rental car.
1426
01:08:57,195 --> 01:09:00,073
We called up our friends
in the company,
they look up the Lo-yack.
1427
01:09:00,323 --> 01:09:01,324
The what?
1428
01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:04,077
LoJack. Foreigners,
they can't say J's.
1429
01:09:04,327 --> 01:09:05,704
MARISOL: And they say
it's at a hotel.
1430
01:09:05,870 --> 01:09:07,539
The people at the hotel
gave us a story
1431
01:09:07,706 --> 01:09:11,376
about you and
another man and her,
all sexing together in a pile.
1432
01:09:12,043 --> 01:09:13,378
It's disgusting.
1433
01:09:13,545 --> 01:09:16,089
But to answer your question,
the Lo-yack is
an excellent product.
1434
01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:17,882
It makes our work much easy.
1435
01:09:18,675 --> 01:09:19,676
What kind of work?
1436
01:09:20,844 --> 01:09:22,762
(GROANING)
This our work.
1437
01:09:22,846 --> 01:09:23,930
Oh.
1438
01:09:24,014 --> 01:09:26,391
Very traditional.
Know what I'm saying, Chuck?
1439
01:09:26,558 --> 01:09:31,062
Now, who is she with,
and where is she going?
1440
01:09:31,521 --> 01:09:33,231
DIANA: It's not
a true allergy,
1441
01:09:33,398 --> 01:09:36,151
but there's definitely
a sensitivity.
1442
01:09:37,485 --> 01:09:38,820
I need that
other roll of tape.
1443
01:09:38,987 --> 01:09:41,239
What are you doing?
Is he still... Tape?
1444
01:09:41,406 --> 01:09:43,700
I need the other
roll of tape.
1445
01:09:43,867 --> 01:09:45,577
You're taping him?
1446
01:09:45,744 --> 01:09:48,455
Oh, Jesus, it's here.
Yes, I'm taping him.
1447
01:09:49,831 --> 01:09:52,042
SANDY: No, no. Oh, no!
1448
01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:53,877
(SIZZLING)
God damn it!
1449
01:09:54,711 --> 01:09:56,296
(COW MOOING)
1450
01:09:57,130 --> 01:09:58,590
DIANA: I told you it
was going to overheat.
1451
01:09:58,673 --> 01:10:00,050
I said you better
coast down the hill.
1452
01:10:00,216 --> 01:10:03,678
How am I supposed to
propel down the fucking
highway in neutral?
1453
01:10:03,845 --> 01:10:05,347
I said I could show you.
1454
01:10:10,185 --> 01:10:14,064
(CHUCKLES) I'm going
to give you a juice.
It's fruit punch.
1455
01:10:15,732 --> 01:10:17,192
(WHISPERING) Yeah,
that's nice and juicy.
1456
01:10:18,318 --> 01:10:20,487
These are nice,
I'll tell you that.
1457
01:10:20,653 --> 01:10:22,322
God, you keep yourself up.
1458
01:10:22,822 --> 01:10:24,449
That's just...
(SNIFFING)
1459
01:10:24,532 --> 01:10:27,494
Oh, God, your beard
smells like sandwiches.
1460
01:10:27,577 --> 01:10:28,578
That's nice.
1461
01:10:40,298 --> 01:10:43,259
Okay, listen,
the... (SIGHS)
1462
01:10:43,343 --> 01:10:44,469
Say goodbye to
your art project.
1463
01:10:44,552 --> 01:10:45,637
The bus station's
down the road.
1464
01:10:45,804 --> 01:10:47,389
We can walk it. Let's go.
DIANA: Coming.
1465
01:10:47,555 --> 01:10:49,099
Wherever you are,
1466
01:10:50,558 --> 01:10:53,728
you better believe
I'm going to find you,
or die trying.
1467
01:10:54,979 --> 01:10:56,272
All right.
1468
01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:00,735
I get it, scary, survival,
end-of-days guy.
1469
01:11:00,902 --> 01:11:03,238
You should be nicer.
I gave you juice.
1470
01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:15,125
MAN: No, it was
a van that crashed.
1471
01:11:15,291 --> 01:11:17,794
A couple of people
got in, drove away.
1472
01:11:17,961 --> 01:11:21,714
Kind of an average fella,
short gal, somewhat wide.
1473
01:11:21,881 --> 01:11:24,509
Took off north
on the 520 right there.
1474
01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:31,891
Yeah, I'm fine.
We're still
on course, honey.
1475
01:11:32,934 --> 01:11:35,395
I don't know.
Where Yoda lives.
(DIANA LAUGHS)
1476
01:11:35,562 --> 01:11:37,939
"These are not the droids
you're looking for."
1477
01:11:38,022 --> 01:11:39,107
Remember...
Tell her that.
1478
01:11:40,525 --> 01:11:42,902
I know it.
Honey, you're
breaking up a little bit.
1479
01:11:43,528 --> 01:11:45,280
Honey? Hello?
1480
01:11:45,905 --> 01:11:47,073
Shit.
1481
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,117
How's everything
going at home?
1482
01:11:49,284 --> 01:11:50,869
(SIGHING) I don't know.
We didn't get that far.
1483
01:11:51,035 --> 01:11:53,037
Because I'm out here.
1484
01:11:53,538 --> 01:11:58,543
I guess I should thank you
for saving me back there.
1485
01:11:58,918 --> 01:11:59,919
You're a good friend.
1486
01:12:00,003 --> 01:12:01,045
I'm not your friend.
1487
01:12:01,129 --> 01:12:03,298
I am not your friend,
we're not hanging out.
1488
01:12:03,381 --> 01:12:06,593
I heard you yell to that guy,
"Did you take my friend?"
1489
01:12:06,759 --> 01:12:09,262
Yeah, that's a saying.
You haven't heard
that saying before?
1490
01:12:09,429 --> 01:12:11,723
Besides, friends don't
steal friends' identities,
do they?
1491
01:12:13,391 --> 01:12:14,559
You're diabolical.
1492
01:12:14,726 --> 01:12:16,019
Well, thanks.
1493
01:12:16,186 --> 01:12:17,353
SANDY: That's
not a compliment.
1494
01:12:17,437 --> 01:12:18,563
I know.
1495
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:23,109
DIANA: Here we go.
Here we go.
1496
01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:25,320
Aw, come on!
1497
01:12:25,612 --> 01:12:26,613
You're doing great.
1498
01:12:26,779 --> 01:12:28,448
You are going
to have to hide
on the next one.
1499
01:12:28,615 --> 01:12:29,949
It's clearly you.
1500
01:12:30,116 --> 01:12:31,284
Oh, it's me.
(SIGHING)
1501
01:12:31,451 --> 01:12:34,662
I have never been passed up
when I got this thing out.
1502
01:12:34,746 --> 01:12:36,956
(SCOFFS) I don't doubt
that you do real well
on the side of the road.
1503
01:12:37,123 --> 01:12:38,458
But I don't know why
you're not trusting this.
1504
01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:39,626
Stop for one second.
1505
01:12:39,709 --> 01:12:42,128
It is only two miles
straight through there.
1506
01:12:42,212 --> 01:12:44,005
Two miles through the woods?
1507
01:12:44,839 --> 01:12:46,799
Yeah.
Are you allergic
to woods or something?
1508
01:12:46,966 --> 01:12:48,760
Come on, you want to go
10 more miles on this road?
1509
01:12:48,927 --> 01:12:49,928
Get some more blisters?
1510
01:12:50,094 --> 01:12:52,180
Come on, that's a shortcut.
1511
01:12:54,724 --> 01:12:57,018
Yes? There's a yes. Finally.
1512
01:12:57,810 --> 01:12:59,687
DIANA: I knew you
were probably wrong.
1513
01:12:59,854 --> 01:13:00,980
I knew your phone
was going to die.
1514
01:13:01,481 --> 01:13:02,690
I should've said something.
1515
01:13:02,857 --> 01:13:05,026
You knew it.
What are you?
You're like a psychic, huh?
1516
01:13:05,193 --> 01:13:06,986
Well,
you know what?
I am.
1517
01:13:07,195 --> 01:13:08,571
I'm not going to
get into it, but I am.
1518
01:13:08,738 --> 01:13:11,366
Really?
On top of everything else,
you're a psychic.
1519
01:13:11,533 --> 01:13:13,201
That's amazing.
1520
01:13:13,368 --> 01:13:15,036
Pick a number
between 1 and 10.
1521
01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:19,874
Four.
Four.
1522
01:13:22,544 --> 01:13:23,878
I know. It was a gift.
1523
01:13:24,045 --> 01:13:26,422
Your gifts abound.
That's amazing.
1524
01:13:26,589 --> 01:13:28,258
DIANA: I think so, too.
1525
01:13:28,841 --> 01:13:31,511
Then why don't you
rest your talents,
Megamind.
1526
01:13:31,678 --> 01:13:33,304
The sun is going to
be up in a few hours,
1527
01:13:33,388 --> 01:13:35,515
and we'll take it
the rest of the way.
1528
01:13:35,890 --> 01:13:37,100
(SIGHS)
1529
01:13:38,643 --> 01:13:39,936
(YAWNING)
1530
01:13:40,061 --> 01:13:41,896
Hey, hey, hey. Spread out.
1531
01:13:42,063 --> 01:13:43,773
You've got
the whole forest,
what are you doing?
1532
01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:46,192
It's cold. This is what
they do on Survivor.
1533
01:13:46,359 --> 01:13:48,695
When they want
to get punched?
Get off of me.
1534
01:13:52,865 --> 01:13:54,617
Do you usually
listen to music
1535
01:13:55,743 --> 01:13:56,869
before you go to bed?
1536
01:13:57,036 --> 01:13:59,289
No, just a lot of silence.
1537
01:14:00,957 --> 01:14:02,458
(SINGING HIP HOP SONG)
1538
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,127
Oh, my God.
1539
01:14:09,173 --> 01:14:11,676
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1540
01:14:12,844 --> 01:14:14,137
You're like a four-year-old.
1541
01:14:16,014 --> 01:14:19,601
You know, this light
is very flattering
on your chin.
1542
01:14:23,104 --> 01:14:24,981
Oh, my God. Diana.
1543
01:14:25,148 --> 01:14:27,650
I'm serious,
get your hand off. Please,
I don't want to play footsies.
1544
01:14:27,817 --> 01:14:28,943
I'm not doing anything.
1545
01:14:29,193 --> 01:14:32,196
Snake! Snake! Snake!
Oh, my God!
1546
01:14:32,363 --> 01:14:33,364
DIANA: Shit.
1547
01:14:33,531 --> 01:14:35,158
Get away from me!
1548
01:14:37,827 --> 01:14:38,828
Throw him! Throw him!
1549
01:14:43,124 --> 01:14:44,334
Oh, God, it was
so close to me.
1550
01:14:45,668 --> 01:14:47,211
Thanks for the help.
You're welcome.
1551
01:14:47,378 --> 01:14:48,713
This is no longer
our sleeping spot.
1552
01:14:48,796 --> 01:14:50,048
There's probably
a fucking ton of them.
1553
01:14:50,214 --> 01:14:52,133
They're not
pack animals, Sandy.
1554
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:54,052
I know they're not
pack animals, okay?
1555
01:14:54,218 --> 01:14:55,678
But have you ever heard
of a snake nest?
(HISSING)
1556
01:14:55,845 --> 01:14:57,013
Oh, shit.
1557
01:14:57,180 --> 01:14:59,223
Just the mere thought of that
is going to keep me up...
1558
01:14:59,682 --> 01:15:00,892
Oh, God.
1559
01:15:01,184 --> 01:15:02,185
Don't move.
1560
01:15:02,352 --> 01:15:03,686
Not a problem.
I'm not moving.
1561
01:15:03,853 --> 01:15:05,521
Shit, it's huge!
1562
01:15:05,688 --> 01:15:07,190
No shit. Get him off me.
1563
01:15:07,357 --> 01:15:09,525
Okay. I got it.
1564
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:11,486
What's the plan
with the fire?
1565
01:15:11,569 --> 01:15:12,695
What are you
doing with the fire?
1566
01:15:12,779 --> 01:15:13,821
Get away from me
with that thing.
1567
01:15:13,905 --> 01:15:16,074
I saw it
on a television show.
Snakes hate fire.
1568
01:15:16,157 --> 01:15:18,534
Unless that was
about spiders.
I don't know.
1569
01:15:18,701 --> 01:15:20,328
You're going to burn me,
and you're going to
piss him off.
1570
01:15:20,411 --> 01:15:22,872
Get away from me.
Be quiet and stay still.
1571
01:15:22,955 --> 01:15:24,165
Get away from me
with that thing.
1572
01:15:24,832 --> 01:15:26,376
(HISSING)
Oh, God!
1573
01:15:26,959 --> 01:15:28,044
That's not helping.
1574
01:15:28,211 --> 01:15:30,588
It just keeps looking at me.
1575
01:15:31,339 --> 01:15:32,382
Oh, he's tightening.
1576
01:15:32,965 --> 01:15:34,592
(WHIMPERING)
1577
01:15:35,593 --> 01:15:37,220
Turn your face away.
1578
01:15:37,303 --> 01:15:38,346
Okay.
1579
01:15:38,429 --> 01:15:40,556
It's almost over.
1580
01:15:43,726 --> 01:15:45,228
(GRUNTS) Trouble.
He's got the neck.
1581
01:15:45,561 --> 01:15:46,646
(SCREAMING)
1582
01:15:47,647 --> 01:15:49,023
(GROANING)
1583
01:15:50,858 --> 01:15:52,360
God! Don't let it
come near me.
1584
01:15:52,443 --> 01:15:53,486
That hurts!
1585
01:15:54,070 --> 01:15:55,154
(SANDY YELLING)
1586
01:15:55,238 --> 01:15:57,573
That hurt. That hurts!
1587
01:15:57,740 --> 01:15:58,908
Oh, God.
1588
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:18,761
(GROANING)
Okay.
1589
01:16:18,845 --> 01:16:20,888
Okay. Go slow, fella.
1590
01:16:21,055 --> 01:16:23,766
Just go slow. Easy.
1591
01:16:26,144 --> 01:16:27,603
Where are we?
What is this?
1592
01:16:27,770 --> 01:16:30,273
Bus station,
middle of nowhere.
1593
01:16:31,274 --> 01:16:32,358
Whose pants are these?
1594
01:16:32,525 --> 01:16:34,152
I got them out of
the lost and found.
1595
01:16:34,986 --> 01:16:36,112
It's a good fit, huh?
1596
01:16:36,362 --> 01:16:38,656
Yeah. Okay.
Better get on a bus.
1597
01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:43,286
We're not getting on
any bus for three days,
not to Denver.
1598
01:16:43,369 --> 01:16:44,370
What?
1599
01:16:44,454 --> 01:16:46,831
There's not a bus
from here to Denver
for three days.
1600
01:16:47,790 --> 01:16:50,293
Hey. When's
the next bus to Denver?
1601
01:16:51,294 --> 01:16:52,503
Wednesday.
1602
01:16:54,797 --> 01:16:57,300
Fuck! That's too late.
1603
01:17:02,513 --> 01:17:06,184
Phone's gone, wallet's gone
because the pants are gone.
1604
01:17:06,559 --> 01:17:07,852
(SIGHING)
1605
01:17:16,152 --> 01:17:17,695
We're done. I'm done.
1606
01:17:19,822 --> 01:17:22,658
I lose, you win.
You're a great thief.
1607
01:17:23,701 --> 01:17:25,495
I got nothing left.
1608
01:17:27,663 --> 01:17:31,918
I got no money, I got no time,
I got no job, I got no chance.
1609
01:17:38,341 --> 01:17:42,345
I've got these weird pants on,
out in the middle of nowhere.
1610
01:17:45,515 --> 01:17:46,933
How did we get here anyway?
1611
01:17:48,351 --> 01:17:49,769
I carried you.
1612
01:17:49,852 --> 01:17:50,853
You what?
1613
01:17:51,854 --> 01:17:54,106
I carried you.
It's not a big deal.
1614
01:17:54,565 --> 01:17:56,776
You were unconscious.
1615
01:17:56,943 --> 01:17:58,361
We were like, a half mile
from the main road.
1616
01:17:58,528 --> 01:17:59,570
Jesus Christ.
1617
01:17:59,654 --> 01:18:02,615
So, I just I scooped you up
and flagged down a truck
1618
01:18:02,865 --> 01:18:05,409
and he gave us a ride here,
dropped us off.
1619
01:18:07,078 --> 01:18:09,580
You carried me a half mile.
That's, uh...
1620
01:18:09,747 --> 01:18:12,500
Probably not even that far.
(CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY)
1621
01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:15,086
You get these shoes
the same place
you got the pants?
1622
01:18:15,253 --> 01:18:17,713
No. Yeah.
1623
01:18:18,381 --> 01:18:20,424
The clerk said
an EMT took them
off a dead hobo, so...
1624
01:18:21,050 --> 01:18:22,093
Come on.
1625
01:18:22,176 --> 01:18:23,427
He's not going
to need them back, so...
1626
01:18:23,719 --> 01:18:25,555
A guy died in these?
1627
01:18:25,721 --> 01:18:26,722
Because you needed shoes.
1628
01:18:26,848 --> 01:18:28,266
What is the matter with you?
1629
01:18:30,393 --> 01:18:31,978
My socks, though...
1630
01:18:32,144 --> 01:18:33,563
They're your socks,
they're not dead guy socks.
1631
01:18:33,729 --> 01:18:35,982
I've got money in here.
I've got money.
I got sock money.
1632
01:18:36,065 --> 01:18:37,066
We don't have...
1633
01:18:38,234 --> 01:18:39,777
What the hell?
Hey.
1634
01:18:39,944 --> 01:18:42,613
Why are we living
like animals if you've got
money in your socks?
1635
01:18:42,822 --> 01:18:45,074
I've got $300
and I need to be in
Denver by Tuesday.
1636
01:18:45,241 --> 01:18:47,577
You can get a pretty cheap car
over there at Andrew's.
1637
01:18:47,743 --> 01:18:49,620
Tell him Carl sent you.
He's a good man, Andrew.
1638
01:18:49,787 --> 01:18:51,080
He was with my
sister for a bit.
1639
01:18:51,163 --> 01:18:52,206
Oh, yeah?
1640
01:18:53,249 --> 01:18:56,752
You got a beautiful
yard here, Andrew.
Here's 200 of the finest.
1641
01:18:56,919 --> 01:18:58,337
Keys? Thank you.
1642
01:18:58,588 --> 01:19:00,882
Ooh! And it's got satellite.
1643
01:19:01,048 --> 01:19:04,260
SANDY: I'm glad we're not
buying that one. Jesus.
1644
01:19:09,932 --> 01:19:11,100
(ENGINE CHOKING)
1645
01:19:23,112 --> 01:19:25,364
(SKIPTRACER PANTING)
1646
01:19:27,491 --> 01:19:28,993
Morning.
1647
01:19:29,827 --> 01:19:30,953
Morning.
1648
01:19:31,454 --> 01:19:34,373
I'm supposed to be
meeting some friends here.
1649
01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:37,376
Was there a man and a lady
come through here?
1650
01:19:37,543 --> 01:19:39,295
Both answer to the name Sandy.
1651
01:19:40,296 --> 01:19:41,339
Well,
1652
01:19:41,422 --> 01:19:43,132
we get tons of
people through here.
1653
01:19:49,221 --> 01:19:50,890
Ahhh!
I've had a shitty day
1654
01:19:50,973 --> 01:19:53,976
and you got a face
that looks like
a dog's asshole.
1655
01:19:54,143 --> 01:19:55,227
Were they here or not?
1656
01:19:55,311 --> 01:19:57,688
They came through earlier.
I sent them to get a car.
1657
01:19:57,813 --> 01:19:58,856
Where?
1658
01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:00,274
Andrew's Auto Salvage.
1659
01:20:00,483 --> 01:20:01,692
Write it down.
1660
01:20:02,735 --> 01:20:04,195
(WHIMPERING)
1661
01:20:09,784 --> 01:20:11,327
I wasn't here.
1662
01:20:12,119 --> 01:20:13,329
(GUNSHOT)
1663
01:20:14,205 --> 01:20:16,040
(GROANING)
1664
01:20:20,753 --> 01:20:21,921
Thank you.
1665
01:20:22,546 --> 01:20:25,758
MARISOL: Consider that
a warning. We need her
more than you do.
1666
01:20:26,133 --> 01:20:27,802
Better luck
next time, old man.
1667
01:20:27,969 --> 01:20:29,261
Fuck you.
1668
01:20:30,721 --> 01:20:31,931
Shh!
1669
01:20:33,307 --> 01:20:34,517
(MARISOL CHUCKLING)
1670
01:20:46,153 --> 01:20:47,697
That's what
I always thought,
but then I thought,
1671
01:20:47,863 --> 01:20:49,073
"You know what?
I'm going to do it.
1672
01:20:49,156 --> 01:20:50,950
"I'm going to
wallpaper the garage."
And I found...
1673
01:20:51,033 --> 01:20:53,160
First I thought,
"Well, is that
going to be crazy?"
1674
01:20:53,244 --> 01:20:54,662
But it's not
really that crazy,
1675
01:20:54,745 --> 01:20:56,580
because I found something
kind of thematically on point.
1676
01:20:56,747 --> 01:20:58,833
You wouldn't rather
just listen to this?
That's a good song.
1677
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,253
Oh, it is a good song.
I like that.
It's got tires on it.
1678
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:05,423
It's wallpaper with tires,
which I thought was...
1679
01:21:05,506 --> 01:21:06,507
Ow!
1680
01:21:06,590 --> 01:21:08,217
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
1681
01:21:08,384 --> 01:21:11,429
I think it would be so cute.
It's red and...
1682
01:21:11,804 --> 01:21:13,264
God damn it!
1683
01:21:13,431 --> 01:21:15,307
It was one of
those badgers.
Oh.
1684
01:21:37,038 --> 01:21:39,165
How great is the ride
on this Caprice, huh?
1685
01:21:39,415 --> 01:21:41,083
You know this is
the last tank, right?
1686
01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:42,793
This is not going
to get us to Denver.
1687
01:21:43,085 --> 01:21:44,795
You know, I could
help us out.
1688
01:21:45,963 --> 01:21:47,506
How? Did you find
some sock money?
1689
01:21:47,715 --> 01:21:51,218
No, I didn't find sock money.
But I've got my
credit card burner.
1690
01:21:51,385 --> 01:21:53,554
I can get a card,
fill this tank up
in 15 minutes.
1691
01:21:53,721 --> 01:21:56,348
I told you, this trip
will not turn me into you.
1692
01:21:56,515 --> 01:21:58,517
I am not saying
that we have to go out
1693
01:21:58,601 --> 01:22:00,519
and steal from orphans
and baby puppies.
1694
01:22:00,686 --> 01:22:02,229
No one deserves
to get stolen from.
1695
01:22:02,396 --> 01:22:04,148
I don't know why
you don't get that.
Just drop it.
1696
01:22:04,315 --> 01:22:06,400
I get it,
I just find it bizarre
1697
01:22:06,484 --> 01:22:08,527
that you don't have
any kind of shit list.
1698
01:22:08,611 --> 01:22:09,779
I find it pretty
hard to believe
1699
01:22:09,862 --> 01:22:10,946
that you can't come
up with one person
1700
01:22:11,155 --> 01:22:14,075
that deserves the wrath
of Sandy Patterson.
1701
01:22:18,954 --> 01:22:20,414
My old boss,
Harold Cornish,
1702
01:22:20,581 --> 01:22:23,542
is a partner here
at this major
financial institution.
1703
01:22:23,626 --> 01:22:25,711
They have got a branch
here in St. Louis.
Here is the plan.
1704
01:22:26,295 --> 01:22:28,798
We're gonna go inside,
we're gonna get his
financial information
1705
01:22:28,881 --> 01:22:30,549
for your little
credit card toy.
1706
01:22:30,716 --> 01:22:32,760
Social Security numbers,
bank account numbers,
routing numbers,
1707
01:22:32,927 --> 01:22:35,387
it's all stored on
hard copies in there,
in the Record Room.
1708
01:22:35,554 --> 01:22:36,889
We just need a little
code to get in there.
1709
01:22:37,056 --> 01:22:39,141
DIANA: Yeah, but we can't
get in there with you
looking like that.
1710
01:22:39,308 --> 01:22:41,852
SANDY: That's a great point.
There is a way around that.
1711
01:22:41,977 --> 01:22:44,146
Oh! (GROANING)
1712
01:22:44,814 --> 01:22:45,981
Are you okay?
1713
01:22:46,816 --> 01:22:47,817
What is it? What is it?
1714
01:22:47,942 --> 01:22:50,486
My fibromyalgia.
Oh, God, my leg
is cramping up.
1715
01:22:50,569 --> 01:22:51,904
What can I do?
What can I do?
Oh, God. Rub it.
1716
01:22:52,071 --> 01:22:53,155
Rub it?
Rub it! Rub it!
1717
01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:54,323
Rub it! It's cramping.
1718
01:22:56,075 --> 01:22:57,076
Oh!
1719
01:22:57,910 --> 01:22:58,911
SECURITY GUARD: Up?
1720
01:22:58,994 --> 01:23:01,205
Higher, higher, higher.
1721
01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:02,414
Higher.
A little higher.
1722
01:23:02,498 --> 01:23:03,666
Oh, God, it's in my glutes.
1723
01:23:08,921 --> 01:23:10,005
Get in there!
1724
01:23:10,172 --> 01:23:11,423
How is this helping you?
1725
01:23:11,590 --> 01:23:14,218
Oh, God! (GRUNTING)
1726
01:23:18,681 --> 01:23:20,558
God, get in there!
All right, get off me.
1727
01:23:20,641 --> 01:23:21,642
Get off me.
1728
01:23:31,443 --> 01:23:33,696
I thought it was gonna
be a couple of offices.
1729
01:23:33,863 --> 01:23:35,364
No. Come on.
1730
01:23:37,366 --> 01:23:38,450
Who is this guy?
1731
01:23:38,868 --> 01:23:42,371
That's Accounts Processing.
That's the "me"
of this branch. Come on.
1732
01:23:42,538 --> 01:23:43,873
Oh. That shouldn't
be any problem.
1733
01:23:44,039 --> 01:23:45,624
No offense, but just
keep your mouth shut.
1734
01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:47,710
This will be over
in a minute.
1735
01:23:47,877 --> 01:23:50,504
Hi. Good morning.
1736
01:23:50,671 --> 01:23:55,050
Tina... Van Westengarden.
How are you?
1737
01:23:56,218 --> 01:23:58,345
I'm fine. Can I help you?
1738
01:23:58,554 --> 01:24:02,057
I'm here with my boss,
Harold Cornish.
We're in from Denver.
1739
01:24:02,224 --> 01:24:03,767
Oh. I'm familiar
with the name.
1740
01:24:03,934 --> 01:24:05,186
DIANA: I'm sure you are.
1741
01:24:05,352 --> 01:24:07,062
We're gonna need
to get into
your Accounts Room.
1742
01:24:07,813 --> 01:24:09,106
Do you have
an authorization letter?
1743
01:24:15,948 --> 01:24:18,033
(SOFTLY) I'm gonna be
real honest with you.
1744
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:19,493
I fucked up.
1745
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:24,206
I just kind of
completely blanked
on that authorization letter.
1746
01:24:24,373 --> 01:24:27,376
He basically runs me 24-7.
He's...
1747
01:24:27,543 --> 01:24:30,170
Cornish is...
He's a handful.
I mean...
1748
01:24:30,337 --> 01:24:32,214
Honestly, he's an asshole.
1749
01:24:32,965 --> 01:24:35,300
And I'm just hoping
that we can
1750
01:24:36,301 --> 01:24:40,097
figure something out,
and you can do me
a solid and...
1751
01:24:41,056 --> 01:24:43,267
You know,
I don't think you want
to see me shit-canned.
1752
01:24:44,935 --> 01:24:45,936
On my birthday.
1753
01:24:48,397 --> 01:24:49,898
'Cause I'm getting married.
1754
01:24:51,066 --> 01:24:52,234
This weekend...
1755
01:24:53,736 --> 01:24:55,112
'Cause I got pregnant.
1756
01:24:55,988 --> 01:24:57,072
Just a sec.
1757
01:24:57,364 --> 01:24:59,908
Twins. And my cat died.
1758
01:24:59,992 --> 01:25:01,076
How are we
doing over there?
1759
01:25:01,285 --> 01:25:02,870
We doing good?
You calling security?
1760
01:25:03,036 --> 01:25:05,289
You better not be
calling security.
Hang up the phone right now.
1761
01:25:05,497 --> 01:25:06,540
I wasn't calling security.
1762
01:25:06,665 --> 01:25:08,041
Yes, you were. Hang it up.
1763
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:09,710
Right now.
1764
01:25:10,711 --> 01:25:12,963
I'm sorry, but you're
not allowed back there
without authorization.
1765
01:25:13,797 --> 01:25:15,340
I'm not... You're not
allowed back there
without authorization.
1766
01:25:15,507 --> 01:25:16,717
I can do whatever
the hell I want.
1767
01:25:17,301 --> 01:25:19,470
I don't have to tell
you that we suspect
1768
01:25:19,553 --> 01:25:21,013
that there are some
people at this branch
1769
01:25:21,096 --> 01:25:22,681
that are doing some
very, very bad things.
1770
01:25:22,806 --> 01:25:24,391
And I don't have to tell you
that I've been sent here
1771
01:25:24,475 --> 01:25:27,686
to look very quietly
at some records.
1772
01:25:27,853 --> 01:25:31,857
Mr. Cornish,
I don't mean any offense,
but we have rules.
1773
01:25:32,024 --> 01:25:33,650
I know you have rules.
1774
01:25:33,817 --> 01:25:35,402
Like never backdate a 5590
1775
01:25:35,486 --> 01:25:39,615
or don't stamp
a 33-B transfer without
telling a client first.
1776
01:25:39,990 --> 01:25:42,117
I bet you do that
one twice a month,
don't you?
1777
01:25:43,368 --> 01:25:45,204
Tanya, can you give
us a minute, please?
1778
01:25:45,370 --> 01:25:47,539
It's Tina, but...
1779
01:25:47,706 --> 01:25:49,208
See what I mean?
What did I say?
1780
01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:50,667
Nothing. You said that.
1781
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,712
I have you at a disadvantage.
1782
01:25:53,837 --> 01:25:56,173
You don't know me,
but I know you, Ken.
1783
01:25:56,340 --> 01:26:00,177
I know that you
make $49,395 a year.
1784
01:26:01,261 --> 01:26:04,223
I know that you work
very hard for that wife
and child right there.
1785
01:26:04,598 --> 01:26:06,141
I know that you're
real good at your job,
1786
01:26:06,225 --> 01:26:07,726
that you take care
of this company
1787
01:26:07,810 --> 01:26:10,479
and you do things
that they'll
never know about,
1788
01:26:10,562 --> 01:26:11,730
that they'll
never appreciate.
1789
01:26:11,814 --> 01:26:13,607
So, you're very proud, right?
1790
01:26:14,316 --> 01:26:15,526
But you're scared.
1791
01:26:15,984 --> 01:26:18,111
You're scared because
you're dispensable.
1792
01:26:18,278 --> 01:26:21,615
You're scared because
you know that,
more than likely, one day,
1793
01:26:21,782 --> 01:26:25,160
you're gonna be replaced
by somebody younger,
somebody cheaper,
1794
01:26:25,327 --> 01:26:26,370
maybe even by an app.
1795
01:26:27,204 --> 01:26:28,205
But not me.
1796
01:26:28,622 --> 01:26:31,166
I'll be fine,
'cause I'm on
a different level.
1797
01:26:33,168 --> 01:26:37,339
So if I don't get
into that room today,
I'll be okay. But not you.
1798
01:26:38,507 --> 01:26:39,925
You're still
going to be scared.
1799
01:26:41,677 --> 01:26:43,262
And that's not fair, is it?
1800
01:26:44,638 --> 01:26:45,931
Here's what
we can do, though.
1801
01:26:46,139 --> 01:26:49,560
You can help me today
and someday I might
be able to help you.
1802
01:26:50,644 --> 01:26:52,312
But you're gonna have
to break the rules.
1803
01:26:53,856 --> 01:26:54,940
9488.
1804
01:27:15,086 --> 01:27:16,421
Got it.
1805
01:27:23,219 --> 01:27:24,554
Let me see it.
1806
01:27:24,763 --> 01:27:26,431
This is it. Right there.
1807
01:27:28,016 --> 01:27:29,142
We got it.
1808
01:27:29,225 --> 01:27:30,644
All right. That's what I need.
1809
01:27:46,201 --> 01:27:47,744
Shit.
1810
01:27:47,953 --> 01:27:49,621
(BEEPING)
1811
01:27:54,292 --> 01:27:55,627
Got it.
1812
01:27:56,962 --> 01:27:58,546
Got it.
Wow.
1813
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:16,815
Okay, great. Good job.
1814
01:28:16,982 --> 01:28:19,442
Let's put this baby to use,
get some gasoline
and hit the road again.
1815
01:28:19,609 --> 01:28:21,987
Wait, wait, wait.
Hit the road? No, no.
1816
01:28:22,153 --> 01:28:25,448
I am exhausted.
I need to sleep for
at least a couple of hours.
1817
01:28:25,615 --> 01:28:27,993
I need something to eat
that doesn't come out of a bag
1818
01:28:28,243 --> 01:28:30,996
and I need to put
at least some of
my parts into a shower.
1819
01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:32,080
I bet you're a real mess.
1820
01:28:32,497 --> 01:28:33,999
Do we get you
a Motel 6, or something?
1821
01:28:34,749 --> 01:28:37,335
Motel 6? No, no, no.
1822
01:28:38,086 --> 01:28:40,088
Mr. Cornish, we go
wherever we want.
1823
01:28:41,798 --> 01:28:43,925
Come on. Let's go.
1824
01:28:52,183 --> 01:28:53,268
I need a room, please.
1825
01:28:53,351 --> 01:28:54,436
How about a suite?
1826
01:28:54,519 --> 01:28:56,521
Thank you, Mr. Cornish.
1827
01:28:56,688 --> 01:28:57,814
Yes, hello.
1828
01:29:06,656 --> 01:29:08,199
(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)
1829
01:29:11,536 --> 01:29:14,456
God, they're real.
They're real.
Yeah.
1830
01:29:38,438 --> 01:29:40,398
(MOANING)
1831
01:29:41,733 --> 01:29:44,402
Just get there!
Get there! Get there!
1832
01:29:45,111 --> 01:29:46,196
(MOANS)
1833
01:29:46,529 --> 01:29:48,114
(DIANA SCREAMS)
1834
01:29:48,907 --> 01:29:50,075
I miss you.
1835
01:29:50,158 --> 01:29:51,701
SANDY: I miss you,
too, sweetheart.
1836
01:29:51,910 --> 01:29:53,995
We're just gonna
rest for a little bit,
1837
01:29:54,079 --> 01:29:56,164
and then one last
haul to get home.
1838
01:29:56,331 --> 01:29:57,373
Thank God.
1839
01:29:57,540 --> 01:29:58,540
Have you talked to Daniel?
1840
01:29:58,583 --> 01:30:01,252
Yeah, spoke to Daniel.
Everything's gonna be fine.
1841
01:30:01,586 --> 01:30:04,089
Oh! This place has
a shopping arcade.
1842
01:30:04,589 --> 01:30:06,382
Reservation's at 8:00, okay?
1843
01:30:06,549 --> 01:30:07,759
And no jewelry.
1844
01:30:08,051 --> 01:30:09,594
I'll get cash for tips.
1845
01:30:09,803 --> 01:30:11,805
Is that her?
Yeah, that's her.
1846
01:30:12,141 --> 01:30:13,893
Okay. Drive safely, will you?
1847
01:30:14,059 --> 01:30:16,020
Okay. I'll see you soon.
1848
01:30:44,340 --> 01:30:46,342
Oh, that's a nice match.
1849
01:30:46,508 --> 01:30:48,385
Now, that is a nice match.
1850
01:30:56,185 --> 01:30:57,645
Oh, that's nice.
1851
01:31:00,773 --> 01:31:03,609
No, dear. More is not more.
1852
01:31:06,862 --> 01:31:08,781
Oh, that's better. Okay.
1853
01:31:10,449 --> 01:31:11,575
(GIGGLING) She is the best.
1854
01:31:11,742 --> 01:31:13,202
(ALL GIGGLING)
1855
01:31:36,141 --> 01:31:37,309
Um...
1856
01:31:37,685 --> 01:31:40,521
Maybe you could help me.
1857
01:31:41,981 --> 01:31:43,732
Oh, honey.
1858
01:31:44,733 --> 01:31:45,859
We'll take care of you.
1859
01:31:45,943 --> 01:31:47,278
I've done a lot of
the groundwork for you.
1860
01:31:47,361 --> 01:31:48,404
Really!
1861
01:31:48,570 --> 01:31:50,114
It's really more
of a touch-up.
1862
01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:54,410
Okay.
1863
01:32:18,985 --> 01:32:20,153
Diana.
1864
01:32:21,112 --> 01:32:22,196
What?
1865
01:32:22,363 --> 01:32:23,531
You look beautiful.
1866
01:32:24,323 --> 01:32:25,324
It's just all...
1867
01:32:26,117 --> 01:32:28,202
It's all tricks and stuff.
1868
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,497
Not tricks, that's you.
1869
01:32:33,541 --> 01:32:34,667
I said no jewelry.
1870
01:32:35,501 --> 01:32:36,627
Oh, God, were you serious?
1871
01:32:36,711 --> 01:32:37,754
Yeah.
1872
01:32:37,962 --> 01:32:39,714
Oh, God.
You've gotta
work on your tone.
1873
01:32:39,922 --> 01:32:41,716
It was my tone?
It's vague.
1874
01:32:43,676 --> 01:32:46,053
It's not just the top,
it's the Lucite, too.
(CHUCKLING)
1875
01:32:46,220 --> 01:32:47,263
This is great.
1876
01:32:47,430 --> 01:32:49,599
I'd like to make a toast.
To you.
Oh.
1877
01:32:49,766 --> 01:32:51,684
I thought I was the enemy.
1878
01:32:53,561 --> 01:32:56,522
You are, but I gotta admit,
you taught me something.
1879
01:32:57,231 --> 01:32:58,691
Well, you taught me a few things.
You taught me
1880
01:32:59,442 --> 01:33:03,613
about getting what you want,
and you taught me
about confidence.
1881
01:33:03,780 --> 01:33:05,615
Maybe a little bit too much
about confidence.
1882
01:33:05,782 --> 01:33:07,867
Did you see me
with that poor
Ken Talbott today?
1883
01:33:08,034 --> 01:33:09,410
Yeah, you were
pretty hard on him.
1884
01:33:09,494 --> 01:33:10,495
I know.
1885
01:33:11,245 --> 01:33:12,705
But people have
been hard on me
my whole life,
1886
01:33:12,872 --> 01:33:14,373
and I just don't want to feel
like the chump anymore.
1887
01:33:14,540 --> 01:33:15,875
And you showed me that.
1888
01:33:16,042 --> 01:33:17,376
Did I?
Yeah.
1889
01:33:17,543 --> 01:33:20,046
You also completely
messed up my life,
1890
01:33:20,129 --> 01:33:21,464
but I guess it needed
a little messing up,
1891
01:33:21,547 --> 01:33:22,840
needed a little bit
more Diana in it.
1892
01:33:23,132 --> 01:33:24,217
Well.
1893
01:33:24,383 --> 01:33:25,593
Or whatever
your real name is.
1894
01:33:26,928 --> 01:33:27,929
That is my real name.
1895
01:33:28,012 --> 01:33:29,013
That's not. Come on.
1896
01:33:29,222 --> 01:33:30,389
It is.
We're friends now.
1897
01:33:30,473 --> 01:33:31,808
That's my name,
I don't know
what to tell you.
1898
01:33:31,891 --> 01:33:34,560
Will you tell me
your real name?
Finally, please?
1899
01:33:35,853 --> 01:33:36,854
What does it matter?
1900
01:33:36,938 --> 01:33:38,147
Exactly. What does it matter?
1901
01:33:38,231 --> 01:33:39,440
Fine, it's Marla.
1902
01:33:39,565 --> 01:33:41,234
Why are you lying to me?
Just tell me your name.
1903
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:42,400
I don't wanna tell you.
1904
01:33:42,485 --> 01:33:43,986
Don't get pissed off.
I'm not
getting pissed off.
1905
01:33:44,070 --> 01:33:45,404
Just drop it.
1906
01:33:45,571 --> 01:33:47,490
This is weird.
Why won't you
tell me your name?
1907
01:33:47,657 --> 01:33:48,699
It can't be worse than Sandy.
1908
01:33:48,783 --> 01:33:49,909
Because I don't know it.
1909
01:33:50,076 --> 01:33:52,078
Come on.
I don't know it.
1910
01:33:52,495 --> 01:33:53,496
You don't know it.
1911
01:33:53,579 --> 01:33:54,914
I don't know it.
1912
01:33:55,915 --> 01:33:57,166
Really?
1913
01:33:57,750 --> 01:34:00,962
What about your family?
What about Morganville,
Wisconsin?
1914
01:34:01,087 --> 01:34:02,588
Are you telling me
that was all bullshit?
1915
01:34:02,922 --> 01:34:06,467
No. There's
a great little town.
1916
01:34:06,634 --> 01:34:08,636
It's Morganville,
it's in Wisconsin.
1917
01:34:08,803 --> 01:34:12,557
And there's a really nice
little police station
in the center of town
1918
01:34:12,640 --> 01:34:15,768
where people that
don't want their babies
can leave them.
1919
01:34:17,478 --> 01:34:18,896
So, what name is
it that you want?
1920
01:34:18,980 --> 01:34:21,440
Because I had six of them
by the time I was
through foster care.
1921
01:34:22,733 --> 01:34:23,901
That's a... (SIGHS)
1922
01:34:23,985 --> 01:34:28,114
That's a tough
life road to go...
1923
01:34:28,281 --> 01:34:31,617
I mean, no one who could
have helped you out maybe,
early on,
1924
01:34:31,784 --> 01:34:33,035
and put you down
a different path?
1925
01:34:33,286 --> 01:34:34,287
No.
1926
01:34:34,996 --> 01:34:37,623
No, there's been
no one, ever,
1927
01:34:38,624 --> 01:34:40,793
to put me down
a different path.
1928
01:34:41,794 --> 01:34:42,962
To do anything for me.
1929
01:34:43,045 --> 01:34:45,715
There's never been anybody.
It's just been me.
1930
01:34:46,716 --> 01:34:49,051
So, I don't give
a shit about people,
1931
01:34:49,135 --> 01:34:51,137
and people don't
give a shit about me.
And that's just how it is.
1932
01:34:51,304 --> 01:34:52,471
I give a shit about you.
1933
01:34:52,555 --> 01:34:54,473
You don't give
a shit about me.
1934
01:34:54,974 --> 01:34:56,559
You just want me
to clean up my mess.
1935
01:34:56,642 --> 01:34:58,144
You don't give
a shit about me.
1936
01:34:58,311 --> 01:34:59,645
And I know it. (SNIFFLING)
1937
01:35:00,730 --> 01:35:03,399
I have been on my own
all my life.
1938
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:06,819
Nobody even knows I'm here.
Nobody ever knows where I am.
1939
01:35:06,986 --> 01:35:08,905
Because there is nobody.
1940
01:35:11,324 --> 01:35:13,117
I got sick,
I took care of myself.
1941
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,994
I needed shit for school,
I got it.
1942
01:35:16,245 --> 01:35:17,330
You're so stupid.
1943
01:35:17,413 --> 01:35:20,416
Do you think your
fucking fancy suit
1944
01:35:20,499 --> 01:35:22,960
and acting like an asshole
is gonna make
your daughters happy?
1945
01:35:23,044 --> 01:35:24,086
You think that's
what they want?
1946
01:35:24,170 --> 01:35:27,089
They want some big man
treating people like shit?
1947
01:35:28,341 --> 01:35:31,427
I would have done anything
to have somebody like you.
1948
01:35:32,261 --> 01:35:35,014
Just to actually be there
and care about me.
1949
01:35:35,181 --> 01:35:37,183
Just to fucking be there.
1950
01:35:37,266 --> 01:35:40,436
(SOBBING) You're such
an asshole, you're trying
to be more like me.
1951
01:35:40,603 --> 01:35:42,355
Nice choice, Sandy.
1952
01:35:51,364 --> 01:35:54,033
Nice,
I'm never gonna be able
to duplicate this makeup.
1953
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:55,368
Here.
1954
01:35:55,534 --> 01:35:56,869
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
1955
01:35:57,495 --> 01:35:58,537
I'm sorry.
1956
01:35:58,913 --> 01:36:02,625
I'm sorry I gave you some
lame dumpster baby story.
1957
01:36:02,792 --> 01:36:03,793
I was just lying.
1958
01:36:04,043 --> 01:36:05,836
That's what I do, I lie.
1959
01:36:11,050 --> 01:36:12,551
Mr. Cornish.
1960
01:36:13,469 --> 01:36:16,389
You are a fraud, a thief,
1961
01:36:16,555 --> 01:36:18,766
and an asshole,
whoever you are.
1962
01:36:18,933 --> 01:36:20,601
You're both under arrest
for credit fraud.
1963
01:36:20,768 --> 01:36:22,603
Stand up.
Hands where
I can see them.
1964
01:36:22,895 --> 01:36:25,189
He didn't do anything.
He's just trying to get me...
POLICEMAN: Save it.
1965
01:36:25,272 --> 01:36:26,607
POLICEMAN 2:
Put your hands
in front of you.
1966
01:36:30,069 --> 01:36:31,904
Okay. Come on, let's go.
1967
01:36:34,031 --> 01:36:35,574
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
1968
01:36:41,998 --> 01:36:43,290
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1969
01:36:58,764 --> 01:36:59,890
(CLEARS THROAT)
1970
01:37:01,267 --> 01:37:02,268
(WHISPERING) It's them.
1971
01:37:14,196 --> 01:37:16,115
See you around.
1972
01:37:23,706 --> 01:37:25,124
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1973
01:37:27,752 --> 01:37:28,753
Yeah.
1974
01:37:28,878 --> 01:37:31,130
She got arrested.
What the hell do we do?
1975
01:37:31,797 --> 01:37:36,594
Follow her to the station,
you bail her out
and you kill her.
1976
01:37:38,721 --> 01:37:39,764
Ahhh!
1977
01:37:39,847 --> 01:37:40,848
Damn it!
1978
01:37:41,015 --> 01:37:42,183
Burns, don't it?
1979
01:37:42,349 --> 01:37:44,143
You! What you do that for?
1980
01:37:44,685 --> 01:37:46,062
You shot me first.
1981
01:37:46,270 --> 01:37:49,231
I didn't shoot you.
This bitch shot you.
1982
01:37:50,024 --> 01:37:51,192
Good point.
1983
01:37:53,235 --> 01:37:55,112
(SWEARING IN SPANISH)
1984
01:37:55,404 --> 01:37:57,031
You know what?
You're crazy!
1985
01:37:57,364 --> 01:38:01,035
Yep, diagnosis and everything.
1986
01:38:01,827 --> 01:38:03,287
Let's go for a ride.
1987
01:38:05,456 --> 01:38:06,999
JULIAN: Hey, man,
this is some bullshit.
1988
01:38:07,166 --> 01:38:09,502
If you wanna kill me,
you could just
kill me right now.
1989
01:38:09,668 --> 01:38:11,045
Gotta get in this
motherfucking trunk.
1990
01:38:11,128 --> 01:38:12,171
(COCKING GUN)
1991
01:38:12,254 --> 01:38:14,632
I'm gonna get in this
motherfucking trunk for now.
1992
01:38:14,799 --> 01:38:15,883
How did you find us?
1993
01:38:16,050 --> 01:38:17,927
Same way you found them.
1994
01:38:18,094 --> 01:38:20,638
Car had satellite radio,
tracked the GPS.
1995
01:38:21,889 --> 01:38:24,558
What if we work together?
We split the cash.
1996
01:38:26,310 --> 01:38:28,479
This ain't about
the money anymore.
1997
01:38:28,646 --> 01:38:31,524
They wrecked my van,
this is personal.
1998
01:38:32,399 --> 01:38:33,526
(BOTH PROTESTING)
1999
01:38:33,776 --> 01:38:35,152
Around, please.
2000
01:38:39,448 --> 01:38:41,200
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
2001
01:39:11,272 --> 01:39:13,983
Hey, you guys have got
a pretty sweet ride, here.
2002
01:39:14,150 --> 01:39:16,318
What is this?
An '08 or '09 Crown Vic?
2003
01:39:17,403 --> 01:39:18,529
'08.
2004
01:39:18,696 --> 01:39:21,448
Ah! '08.
All right, I thought so.
2005
01:39:22,199 --> 01:39:24,702
What is this, like
250 ponies under the hood?
2006
01:39:24,869 --> 01:39:26,704
You can feel that, right?
2007
01:39:26,871 --> 01:39:28,205
(WHISPERING) I need you
to close your eyes.
2008
01:39:28,664 --> 01:39:30,457
What?
And slide right.
2009
01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:32,501
(GRUNTING)
What the fuck?
2010
01:39:34,128 --> 01:39:35,838
Hey! Pull over, pull over!
2011
01:39:36,881 --> 01:39:37,882
SANDY: Jesus Christ!
2012
01:39:38,757 --> 01:39:39,842
(TIRES SQUEALING)
2013
01:39:43,762 --> 01:39:46,015
Are you out of your mind?
This is a terrible idea.
2014
01:39:46,599 --> 01:39:47,599
Hey! It's stuck.
2015
01:39:47,641 --> 01:39:49,018
SANDY: Are you insane?
What are we doing?
2016
01:39:49,101 --> 01:39:50,352
DIANA: We're getting away.
2017
01:39:50,519 --> 01:39:52,438
All units, we need backup!
We need backup!
2018
01:39:53,772 --> 01:39:56,233
Put down your weapon!
Get out of your vehicle!
2019
01:39:56,609 --> 01:39:58,903
(SIREN WAILS)
We can't go this way.
2020
01:39:59,069 --> 01:40:00,279
Shit.
What now, huh?
2021
01:40:07,953 --> 01:40:08,996
SANDY: Shit.
2022
01:40:10,706 --> 01:40:11,790
(CAR HONKING)
2023
01:40:12,625 --> 01:40:13,792
There.
2024
01:40:18,797 --> 01:40:20,132
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2025
01:40:29,433 --> 01:40:31,060
(INAUDIBLE)
2026
01:40:34,313 --> 01:40:35,564
(SIREN WAILING)
2027
01:40:40,069 --> 01:40:42,154
Diana. Hey.
2028
01:40:43,113 --> 01:40:44,406
Diana.
2029
01:40:45,074 --> 01:40:46,367
Diana!
2030
01:40:48,494 --> 01:40:49,536
(SNORTS)
2031
01:40:50,037 --> 01:40:51,538
(CHOKING)
2032
01:40:56,794 --> 01:40:58,337
(SANDY CHOKING AND COUGHING)
2033
01:40:59,129 --> 01:41:00,881
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go!
2034
01:41:01,757 --> 01:41:04,134
Get up, you fucking baby.
2035
01:41:08,681 --> 01:41:10,140
Don't move!
(GROANING)
2036
01:41:11,934 --> 01:41:13,644
Keep your hands up.
Put them on the wheel.
2037
01:41:14,895 --> 01:41:16,230
Get out.
2038
01:41:19,483 --> 01:41:21,151
Slow down.
I got punched
in the throat.
2039
01:41:21,318 --> 01:41:24,280
I got hit by a fucking car.
Did you see that?
2040
01:41:27,825 --> 01:41:28,867
(BANGING)
2041
01:41:29,535 --> 01:41:30,536
What have you
got in the trunk?
2042
01:41:31,078 --> 01:41:33,038
I don't know anything about
the people in the trunk.
2043
01:41:33,205 --> 01:41:34,540
(MARISOL YELLING IN SPANISH)
2044
01:41:35,582 --> 01:41:36,709
Let me see your hands.
2045
01:41:36,792 --> 01:41:38,752
My hands? He shot me!
2046
01:41:38,836 --> 01:41:40,045
They shot me first.
2047
01:41:40,129 --> 01:41:41,338
We're all going downtown.
2048
01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:43,924
For what? I'm in a trunk.
2049
01:41:44,091 --> 01:41:45,926
How about you do
your little
handcuff trick for me?
2050
01:41:46,093 --> 01:41:47,928
Just wait till we
get back to the car.
2051
01:41:48,095 --> 01:41:49,305
Oh, come on,
just take them off!
2052
01:41:49,471 --> 01:41:51,598
Shut up and
give me a minute.
2053
01:41:54,476 --> 01:41:56,770
You should be dead.
You got hit by a car.
2054
01:41:56,937 --> 01:41:58,564
I mean, are you even human?
2055
01:41:58,731 --> 01:42:00,441
It just looked bad.
2056
01:42:00,607 --> 01:42:02,192
It sure did.
(GROANING)
2057
01:42:04,111 --> 01:42:05,112
You know, the...
2058
01:42:05,321 --> 01:42:08,073
Part of the trick is
to just relax your legs.
2059
01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:09,825
Better chance of
catching a roll.
2060
01:42:09,992 --> 01:42:12,536
I read it on wikiHow.
2061
01:42:12,703 --> 01:42:16,081
You can make light of it,
but what you did
saved my life.
2062
01:42:16,248 --> 01:42:18,167
And thank you.
2063
01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:21,510
You were only in that spot
because of me, so...
2064
01:42:22,469 --> 01:42:24,179
Fair is fair.
2065
01:42:26,056 --> 01:42:27,057
Shit.
2066
01:42:37,234 --> 01:42:39,319
You know you were right.
I don't want to go to jail.
2067
01:42:42,281 --> 01:42:43,907
Please help me out.
2068
01:42:45,033 --> 01:42:46,034
I know.
2069
01:42:49,788 --> 01:42:52,541
So, what,
900 miles to Denver?
2070
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:55,961
Yeah.
2071
01:42:57,504 --> 01:42:59,381
All right. Here we go, huh?
2072
01:43:00,132 --> 01:43:01,341
You want to buckle up?
2073
01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:03,260
You want to take
your tampon out?
2074
01:43:06,430 --> 01:43:08,265
Ready?
Yep, let's go.
2075
01:43:33,498 --> 01:43:35,042
(DIANA SNORING)
2076
01:43:44,968 --> 01:43:45,969
No, no, no, no.
2077
01:44:03,695 --> 01:44:04,696
Hello?
2078
01:44:04,905 --> 01:44:06,406
Dad!
Daddy!
2079
01:44:06,573 --> 01:44:07,866
Hi.
2080
01:44:08,158 --> 01:44:09,159
Mmm!
2081
01:44:12,454 --> 01:44:13,789
Hi.
2082
01:44:19,878 --> 01:44:21,004
Hmm.
2083
01:44:22,589 --> 01:44:25,384
Diana, Trish,
Jessie, Franny.
2084
01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:27,928
Meet Diana.
JESSIE: Hi.
2085
01:44:28,345 --> 01:44:29,429
Oh.
2086
01:44:30,138 --> 01:44:31,139
Hi.
2087
01:44:31,473 --> 01:44:32,891
FRANNY: Nice to meet you.
2088
01:44:33,058 --> 01:44:34,434
Nice to meet you, too.
2089
01:44:34,601 --> 01:44:37,354
Diana's gonna be
staying with us
just for tonight,
2090
01:44:37,437 --> 01:44:39,231
and I'm going to take
her into work with
me in the morning.
2091
01:44:39,314 --> 01:44:40,899
If that's okay.
2092
01:44:41,233 --> 01:44:43,402
It's kind of mandatory.
2093
01:44:57,708 --> 01:44:59,960
It's a lovely dinner,
Mrs. Patterson.
2094
01:45:00,043 --> 01:45:01,128
Oh, thank you.
2095
01:45:04,923 --> 01:45:07,759
I like how you
decorated and...
2096
01:45:07,843 --> 01:45:09,636
Like, you put stuff
on shelves.
2097
01:45:10,095 --> 01:45:11,096
It's nice.
2098
01:45:11,513 --> 01:45:12,764
Thank you.
2099
01:45:22,816 --> 01:45:24,818
You've got some
food on your face.
2100
01:45:25,569 --> 01:45:26,695
Where?
2101
01:45:26,778 --> 01:45:28,739
Up here, like, in this area.
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
2102
01:45:28,905 --> 01:45:30,741
No, you have food
on your face.
2103
01:45:30,907 --> 01:45:32,326
No, I don't have food
on my face. Where?
2104
01:45:32,492 --> 01:45:33,493
BOTH: There!
2105
01:45:33,827 --> 01:45:35,412
Here?
BOTH: No!
2106
01:45:35,537 --> 01:45:36,538
(CONTINUE GIGGLING)
2107
01:45:36,621 --> 01:45:38,290
I would know.
It's not over here.
2108
01:45:38,415 --> 01:45:40,167
That's my clean cheek.
JESSIE: Now you have
three places.
2109
01:45:40,334 --> 01:45:42,085
Here, here and here.
2110
01:45:42,252 --> 01:45:45,422
You guys are driving me crazy,
because nothing's here.
2111
01:45:46,173 --> 01:45:47,341
Nothing's here.
2112
01:45:51,678 --> 01:45:52,763
See?
2113
01:45:52,846 --> 01:45:54,264
Babe, babe,
please.
2114
01:45:55,015 --> 01:45:56,516
DIANA: Oh! That's a lot.
2115
01:46:04,441 --> 01:46:05,942
Would you like
some help with that?
2116
01:46:06,693 --> 01:46:08,987
That's okay.
I'm almost done.
2117
01:46:12,699 --> 01:46:13,700
I, uh...
2118
01:46:14,368 --> 01:46:16,870
I know you're
probably wondering
2119
01:46:18,663 --> 01:46:23,043
what happened
on our whole trip
and the open road.
2120
01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:28,715
And I just wanted
to put your mind at ease
that nothing happened
2121
01:46:28,882 --> 01:46:31,385
between the two of us.
2122
01:46:33,011 --> 01:46:37,891
I put off
a pretty intense vibe,
you know, sexually.
2123
01:46:38,308 --> 01:46:42,437
Not intentionally.
I just... Put out a musk.
2124
01:46:43,313 --> 01:46:45,065
I just want you
to know that
2125
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:49,319
I put it out there,
but he did not pick it up.
2126
01:46:51,321 --> 01:46:52,823
And, you know, there's...
2127
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:55,200
It's surprising.
'Cause I...
2128
01:46:55,367 --> 01:46:58,412
I don't know if you've heard
of the Bermuda Triangle,
2129
01:46:59,371 --> 01:47:01,748
which is kind of in here.
2130
01:47:03,583 --> 01:47:05,919
And it's... You know...
2131
01:47:06,545 --> 01:47:09,756
Once you go in,
it's real hard
to come back out.
2132
01:47:10,717 --> 01:47:11,759
You know?
2133
01:47:11,843 --> 01:47:13,636
Because some people
don't want to.
2134
01:47:14,387 --> 01:47:18,057
Some people just
get lost in there,
emotionally.
2135
01:47:18,975 --> 01:47:22,895
I just wanted you to know
that he was
a perfect gentleman.
2136
01:47:24,147 --> 01:47:27,400
And he did not lay a finger,
2137
01:47:28,025 --> 01:47:29,026
you know,
2138
01:47:29,485 --> 01:47:31,696
on, or in, me.
2139
01:47:34,615 --> 01:47:35,908
Okay.
2140
01:47:39,871 --> 01:47:41,038
You know, I, uh...
2141
01:47:42,498 --> 01:47:44,250
He really loves you.
2142
01:47:47,003 --> 01:47:48,504
Thank you.
2143
01:47:50,757 --> 01:47:52,258
Okay.
2144
01:48:09,567 --> 01:48:11,611
She'd go away for, like,
2145
01:48:12,487 --> 01:48:13,821
10 years.
2146
01:48:14,781 --> 01:48:16,699
I mean,
she's not a bad person.
2147
01:48:18,117 --> 01:48:19,577
(SANDY SIGHING)
2148
01:48:23,164 --> 01:48:25,958
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
I'm such a chump.
2149
01:48:29,086 --> 01:48:30,630
You're not a chump.
2150
01:48:33,466 --> 01:48:35,218
If I didn't turn her in...
2151
01:48:35,802 --> 01:48:36,803
I mean...
2152
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:42,099
We'd survive.
2153
01:48:58,908 --> 01:49:00,743
(DIANA SNORING)
2154
01:49:18,553 --> 01:49:20,137
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
2155
01:49:27,770 --> 01:49:29,188
Diana.
2156
01:49:30,815 --> 01:49:32,650
I'm going in alone.
2157
01:49:40,074 --> 01:49:41,576
Where's Diana?
2158
01:49:42,660 --> 01:49:44,579
She said she had to go.
2159
01:49:47,832 --> 01:49:49,166
How long ago did she leave?
2160
01:49:49,667 --> 01:49:52,503
After she did our hair
and our makeup.
2161
01:50:19,405 --> 01:50:21,032
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
2162
01:50:21,699 --> 01:50:23,367
Well, as a shareholder
of the fund...
2163
01:50:24,368 --> 01:50:26,621
Couldn't make it happen.
2164
01:50:28,039 --> 01:50:31,292
And to be honest,
it wouldn't have
happened anyway.
2165
01:50:32,585 --> 01:50:34,128
It just wasn't meant to be.
2166
01:50:34,754 --> 01:50:36,213
Patterson.
2167
01:50:52,730 --> 01:50:53,898
Hi.
2168
01:50:54,065 --> 01:50:55,566
Hi, Sandy.
Okay.
2169
01:50:55,733 --> 01:50:56,776
What's going on?
2170
01:50:56,859 --> 01:50:59,445
That completes
the statement process.
You've been read your rights.
2171
01:50:59,528 --> 01:51:01,322
This officer's gonna
take you into custody.
2172
01:51:02,907 --> 01:51:04,575
Mr. Patterson.
2173
01:51:05,409 --> 01:51:07,411
You are no longer
a focus
in this investigation.
2174
01:51:08,329 --> 01:51:11,374
And she took responsibility
for everything that
happened in St. Louis.
2175
01:51:11,540 --> 01:51:12,917
I'd be happy to
provide your employer
2176
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:14,335
with a letter
making that clear.
2177
01:51:16,003 --> 01:51:17,171
You got your good name back.
2178
01:51:18,005 --> 01:51:19,757
Congratulations.
Thanks.
2179
01:51:21,759 --> 01:51:25,054
Could I have
just one second
with her, please?
2180
01:51:26,263 --> 01:51:27,765
Sure. Let's go.
2181
01:51:29,266 --> 01:51:30,476
Thanks.
2182
01:51:32,937 --> 01:51:34,563
I don't understand.
2183
01:51:34,897 --> 01:51:38,192
Well, if I pop out of these
that quickly,
he'll get all emasculated.
2184
01:51:39,902 --> 01:51:41,487
And there was
a pretty good chance
2185
01:51:41,570 --> 01:51:44,115
that this thing was gonna
end with cops, right?
2186
01:51:44,699 --> 01:51:47,451
I just didn't think
I'd still be here.
2187
01:51:48,202 --> 01:51:51,580
I just thought
I'd take advantage
of a free ride,
2188
01:51:51,914 --> 01:51:54,291
and when I felt
like it, skip out.
2189
01:51:56,877 --> 01:51:58,379
I just didn't do that.
2190
01:51:58,629 --> 01:52:00,214
How come you snuck
away this morning?
2191
01:52:00,464 --> 01:52:02,466
Because I knew
you weren't
gonna turn me in.
2192
01:52:04,969 --> 01:52:06,762
And this was
the right thing.
2193
01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:11,976
I gotta go.
2194
01:52:12,935 --> 01:52:14,145
Thank you.
2195
01:52:15,604 --> 01:52:17,523
I really loved our trip.
2196
01:52:32,997 --> 01:52:33,998
Congratulations.
2197
01:52:34,081 --> 01:52:35,291
Thanks.
2198
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:38,210
This is you. Come on.
2199
01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:47,803
(ALL SINGING)
Happy birthday to you
2200
01:52:48,429 --> 01:52:53,184
Happy birthday, dear Daddy
2201
01:52:53,350 --> 01:52:54,852
Come on, girls.
2202
01:52:55,019 --> 01:52:58,522
Happy birthday to you
2203
01:52:58,606 --> 01:53:02,026
Happy birthday to me
2204
01:53:02,193 --> 01:53:03,694
Okay, big breath, big wish.
2205
01:53:03,778 --> 01:53:05,237
Everybody together.
Close together.
2206
01:53:06,363 --> 01:53:08,616
TRISH: Yay for Daddy!
2207
01:53:09,283 --> 01:53:10,701
Does Mommy want one more?
Yes.
2208
01:53:10,868 --> 01:53:13,704
Honey, honey, honey, please.
Are you kidding me?
Mmm mmm mmm.
2209
01:53:13,871 --> 01:53:16,999
You know what? Actually,
we'll take this to go.
2210
01:53:17,166 --> 01:53:19,960
We gotta go.
It's very late.
Let's go.
2211
01:53:20,211 --> 01:53:22,046
I can't believe
how beautiful she is.
2212
01:53:22,797 --> 01:53:25,508
I mean, to me, she still...
She really does
look like a Diana.
2213
01:53:25,591 --> 01:53:26,675
Let it go.
2214
01:53:27,176 --> 01:53:28,552
I'm letting it go, but...
2215
01:53:28,719 --> 01:53:30,387
Sorry.
2216
01:53:30,554 --> 01:53:31,639
Are you kidding me?
2217
01:53:31,722 --> 01:53:33,516
You are pulling these
out of your pocket.
No.
2218
01:53:33,682 --> 01:53:36,227
I will shiv you in the yard.
I will shiv you in the yard,
I will.
2219
01:53:36,727 --> 01:53:39,355
PRISON GUARD:
All right, visitation's
over in five minutes.
2220
01:53:39,438 --> 01:53:40,731
All right, break it down
for us real quick.
2221
01:53:41,065 --> 01:53:42,733
Okay. Here we go.
2222
01:53:43,150 --> 01:53:44,151
Math, A.
2223
01:53:44,235 --> 01:53:45,236
Typical.
2224
01:53:45,319 --> 01:53:46,654
Accounting, B.
2225
01:53:46,737 --> 01:53:47,822
Nice.
2226
01:53:47,905 --> 01:53:49,198
And Econ?
2227
01:53:49,365 --> 01:53:51,325
Well, you know.
What happened?
2228
01:53:51,492 --> 01:53:53,244
You guys have been
studying for weeks,
haven't you?
2229
01:53:53,410 --> 01:53:55,037
I know, but I just got this.
2230
01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:56,580
(MOCK GASPS) Oh!
2231
01:53:57,414 --> 01:53:58,749
Nice going.
2232
01:53:58,916 --> 01:54:00,000
I know. I know.
2233
01:54:00,167 --> 01:54:01,252
I'm putting this
in the file.
2234
01:54:01,418 --> 01:54:04,880
Oh, come on,
it's not like somebody's
gonna hire an ex-con.
2235
01:54:05,172 --> 01:54:07,883
I'm actually starting
a first step program,
2236
01:54:08,050 --> 01:54:09,426
and I have a few years
to figure it out.
2237
01:54:09,510 --> 01:54:11,011
Three, with good behavior.
2238
01:54:11,178 --> 01:54:13,180
And how is that going,
by the way?
2239
01:54:13,264 --> 01:54:14,348
Great. Great.
2240
01:54:14,431 --> 01:54:15,516
Decent, you know.
Good.
2241
01:54:15,599 --> 01:54:18,978
Some of these dykes
are still really getting up
into my sweet junk,
2242
01:54:19,061 --> 01:54:20,604
but I don't let them.
2243
01:54:20,771 --> 01:54:22,940
Girls, "sweet junk" is just...
2244
01:54:23,107 --> 01:54:26,026
Dessert. She's having
a problem in the mess hall.
2245
01:54:26,110 --> 01:54:27,111
We should probably get going.
2246
01:54:27,194 --> 01:54:29,655
The lesson there,
if you listen,
2247
01:54:29,905 --> 01:54:31,907
is that if you're
in the woods,
2248
01:54:31,991 --> 01:54:36,287
maybe a boyish female bear
with corn rows
2249
01:54:36,662 --> 01:54:41,500
comes at you this way,
meaning this way,
and you just deflect.
2250
01:54:42,251 --> 01:54:46,255
It is always nice
to see you,
and we'll wait out...
2251
01:54:46,422 --> 01:54:47,464
Girls, let's get going.
2252
01:54:47,590 --> 01:54:50,134
What are you gonna do?
Not let them in, right?
Come here.
2253
01:54:50,301 --> 01:54:51,760
Bye, Diana.
2254
01:54:51,927 --> 01:54:53,637
Stay beautiful, okay?
2255
01:54:55,973 --> 01:54:57,099
Okay, I'll see you
in a couple months?
2256
01:54:57,308 --> 01:54:58,934
Okay. Love you.
2257
01:54:59,101 --> 01:55:00,519
Love you, too.
2258
01:55:01,645 --> 01:55:02,980
I got you something.
2259
01:55:03,522 --> 01:55:05,191
Ooh!
I pulled some
strings with Reilly,
2260
01:55:05,357 --> 01:55:08,777
and we ran your fingerprints
through
the Wisconsin state database,
2261
01:55:08,944 --> 01:55:10,487
and we got that.
2262
01:55:14,450 --> 01:55:15,618
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
2263
01:55:16,660 --> 01:55:17,745
My name.
2264
01:55:20,164 --> 01:55:21,415
Dawn Budgie.
2265
01:55:23,334 --> 01:55:25,669
(VOICE BREAKING)
That's a terrible
fucking name.
2266
01:55:26,337 --> 01:55:27,796
(SNIFFLING)
It's a really bad name.
2267
01:55:29,340 --> 01:55:32,509
It's not as great as I
was hoping, but it's you.
2268
01:55:33,177 --> 01:55:34,678
Thanks, Sandy.
2269
01:55:38,182 --> 01:55:40,267
But I already know who I am.
2270
01:55:48,201 --> 01:55:49,995
Yep. Thanks.
2271
01:56:02,841 --> 01:56:03,967
(SNIFFLING)
2272
01:56:12,851 --> 01:56:14,686
Back in your cage, bitch.
2273
01:56:16,647 --> 01:56:18,315
(TASER CLICKING)
Shit!
2274
01:56:19,149 --> 01:56:20,484
Budgie?
(GASPING)
2275
01:56:24,029 --> 01:56:25,197
Sorry.
2276
02:00:20,056 --> 02:00:21,766
SKIPTRACER: No,
Sandy's a girl's name.
2277
02:00:21,850 --> 02:00:23,393
SANDY: It's not, it's unisex!